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re: Toilet paper: do you wipe once & throw away or fold over and wipe again?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:48 pm to Korkstand
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:48 pm to Korkstand
quote:Whatever my wife buys at home, whatever my work buys, and whatever the random places I very rarely have to go at others times...works with all of those.
Do the same techniques work regardless of toilet paper? Like even with the industrial rolls of slick single-ply?
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:49 pm to shel311
quote:Huh. Would you mind putting up an instructional video on YouTube?
Whatever my wife buys at home, whatever my work buys, and whatever the random places I very rarely have to go at others times...works with all of those.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:51 pm to Displaced
quote:#metoo
I clump, not fold
Posted on 1/24/19 at 2:59 pm to TDsngumbo
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The wife and I get into this argument all the time. She folds the toilet paper over after the first wipe then wipes again before throwing it away. I wipe once and toss in the toilet and grab some more. Maybe my #2's are messier than most but I'm just not going to risk getting crap all over my hand just for the sake of getting more out of the wad of TP before tossing it. She says I'm crazy and wasteful. I say she's crazy.
Help settle this argument for me.
Interesting argument.
My wife and I will be married 29 years in late March of this year and never once have we discussed this issue.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:00 pm to pochejp
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My wife and I will be married 29 years in late March of this year and never once have we discussed this issue.
Well maybe my wife and I are that much more honest with each other and are on more solid ground than you and your wife. And y'all have 21 years on us.
Kidding of course. In reality, poop conversations and all things poop just crack us up so we tend to discuss it from time to time while cracking ourselves up. Yes, we're the oldest 11 year olds you'll ever see.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:04 pm to USEyourCURDS
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This is a large risk of poopy hands
That's why they have soap and water. No biggie there
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:11 pm to Korkstand
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You use only two squares of toilet paper to wipe your arse?
That doesn’t seem possible. I don’t want shite hands
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:14 pm to LSUfanNkaty
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That's why they have soap and water. No biggie there
Why even risk it?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:16 pm to TDsngumbo
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Well maybe my wife and I are that much more honest with each other and are on more solid ground than you and your wife. And y'all have 21 years on us. Kidding of course. In reality, poop conversations and all things poop just crack us up so we tend to discuss it from time to time while cracking ourselves up. Yes, we're the oldest 11 year olds you'll ever see.
Do you have any mystery left in your marriage or is everything pretty much fair game at this point?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:20 pm to The Pirate King
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Why even risk it?
Big deal you get some shite on your hands. Finish wiping and wash your hands. Boom, good as new.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:35 pm to TDsngumbo
I use a mitt that is thick enough to wipe and fold and possibly fold one more time. Usually it’s a walkoff, solid, pointed turd for me so a tri-food is max..... 
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:44 pm to TDsngumbo
I treat it on a case by case basis.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 3:45 pm to TDsngumbo
poop knife and family towel
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:04 pm to HempHead
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Still getting brown sharpee marks?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:07 pm to TDsngumbo
I use the three seashells
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:08 pm to TDsngumbo
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She says I'm crazy and wasteful. I say she's crazy.
She is crazy but women use so much more TP than men anyway so I'm not sure I'd discourage her behavior.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:06 pm to Korkstand
quote:Man, I don't know what happened the last time you tried the fold technique, but you clearly did it all wrong and it did not end well.
Huh. Would you mind putting up an instructional video on YouTube?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:14 pm to GetCocky11
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fold and wipe again. It is perfectly safe if you know what you're doing.
Perfectly safe provided you use more than just two fricking pieces...someone mentioned doing earlier...eff that
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:15 pm to TDsngumbo
That's kind of personal.
I dont want you thinking about me on the shitter.
I dont want you thinking about me on the shitter.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:22 pm to TDsngumbo
I just take one of the Gatorade sports bottles in there with me and spray my b-hole a few times.
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