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Posted on 6/7/21 at 6:15 pm to HoboDickCheese
quote:
Quote Hitler
Yes!!!!
Posted on 6/7/21 at 6:24 pm to biscuitsngravy
Damnit. I made every effort to nip this Hitler shite in the bud a couple of pages ago.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 6:59 pm to atrain5
Type the speech out and have it handy
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:10 pm to atrain5
Google Impractical Jokers best man speech.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:13 pm to atrain5
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:21 pm to atrain5
Easiest tip.. don’t get drunk before you give the speech, unless you’d like to embarrass yourself.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:32 pm to atrain5
Keep it very short, nice and don’t try to be a comedian.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:37 pm to atrain5
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:43 pm to Demshoes
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:44 pm to atrain5
When you're a natural born fantastic speaker like I am, you wing it and you kill it.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 7:45 pm to atrain5
Hire a hooker, tag her in to give the toast. While she weaves a sex-laden word salad of filth you snort a line off her arse.
It will be memorable
It will be memorable
Posted on 6/7/21 at 8:31 pm to atrain5
Posted on 6/7/21 at 8:47 pm to atrain5
Start off with, “well can’t believe your here I guess since I passed sleeping with your now wife to sleep with her sister you got to be with her”
Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:13 pm to atrain5
Tell a funny story about something you and the groom did together… talk about how he was before he met the bride… and how much better of a man he’ll be with her at his side.
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Posted on 6/7/21 at 9:29 pm to atrain5
quote:Discuss in detail the physiological attributes of the female members of the wedding party.
the wonderful people of the OT are chock-full of great ideas and advice, so let me hear them
They’ll sincerely thank you later.
You’re welcomed.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 10:10 pm to soccerfüt
Keep it short. A joke (not an inside joke only a few will get) - a thank you to the family hosting - and a brief wish them well.
The night is not about you - so don't make it about it you.
The night is not about you - so don't make it about it you.
Posted on 6/7/21 at 10:14 pm to Displaced
That.
Do not be crass, do not talk about times they hooked up, do not tell off color jokes, do not mention his drunk actions, any drug use, old girl friends hookers, any thing that happened at bachelor party (ever)
End with the tree toast or something
Do not be crass, do not talk about times they hooked up, do not tell off color jokes, do not mention his drunk actions, any drug use, old girl friends hookers, any thing that happened at bachelor party (ever)
End with the tree toast or something
Posted on 6/7/21 at 10:25 pm to atrain5
Don't tell the groom about the time you smelled his fiancee's used panties in the dirty clothes basket in their bathroom.
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