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re: Thought I was going to see the groom fight at a wedding reception tonight
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:12 am to shutterspeed
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:12 am to shutterspeed
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You actually attended a wedding on a scheduled LSU game night?
Have you seen LSU play this year? They don’t even show up for games lately.
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Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:13 am to shutterspeed
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You actually attended a wedding on a scheduled LSU game night?
Sounds like wedding had more interesting offense than the LSU game.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:18 am to rickyh
quote:Under the engagement in the local paper it said, “Friends and neighbors, through this medium are invited.”
Who invited him?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:31 am to tigerinthebueche
quote:So much truth
Sounds like wedding had more interesting offense than the LSU game.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:55 am to Wolfhound45
I went to a wedding in Independence, La once. This was a very distant relative of my wife in the trash part of the family.
It was in/outside of a biker bar.
There was a potluck table with bunny bread.
The bride and groom were both 18.
The groomsmen all had their pants baggy and you could see there boxers, complete with cell phones clipped to belts.
The reason he wanted to get married at 18: his dad just came out the closet and he wanted to prove to everyone he wasn’t gay, because in a small town, if your dad is gay, so must you be.
The bride had a chalice that said “Get it” on it.
The marriage lasted 1 year.
It was in/outside of a biker bar.
There was a potluck table with bunny bread.
The bride and groom were both 18.
The groomsmen all had their pants baggy and you could see there boxers, complete with cell phones clipped to belts.
The reason he wanted to get married at 18: his dad just came out the closet and he wanted to prove to everyone he wasn’t gay, because in a small town, if your dad is gay, so must you be.
The bride had a chalice that said “Get it” on it.
The marriage lasted 1 year.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 7:58 am to Eightballjacket
That girl will be sucking her ex's cock in less than a year.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 8:43 am to brass2mouth
Here's one from the better side of the tracks.
Lovely wedding in church, blushing bride, passel of pretty bridesmaids. Beautiful reception at the palatial home of the bride.
After the bride and groom left for their honeymoon, the Father of the Bride stood up and invited the guests to stay and party all night.
He put the microphone down, walked away.
A few minutes later, guests saw him in his very expensive car with his secretary in the passenger seat, drive away from the home for what would be the last time.
Lovely wedding in church, blushing bride, passel of pretty bridesmaids. Beautiful reception at the palatial home of the bride.
After the bride and groom left for their honeymoon, the Father of the Bride stood up and invited the guests to stay and party all night.
He put the microphone down, walked away.
A few minutes later, guests saw him in his very expensive car with his secretary in the passenger seat, drive away from the home for what would be the last time.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 8:51 am to Eightballjacket
Tales from the trailer park.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 8:54 am to The Torch
Looking forward to the groom and the ex starting their threads.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:03 am to rickyh
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Who invited him?
It's hard to exclude family.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:16 am to Twenty 49
I've been witness to the most trashy wedding anyone has ever seen.
Fountain of moonshine full of drown gnats.
Bride in white dress.. groom in jeans with bud lite in back pocket. Orange baseball cap because he is bald.
Deer head with antlers tied in a tree to keep it away from the dogs.
Old man with bamboo cane that doubled as a flask fell off the porch.
Vows under a tree next to a school bus used for storage. Tree had a "chandelier" made of christmas lights and dixie cups.
Toddler fell into the bonfire and had to go to E.R.
Drunk dudes started throwing the hay bales used for seating into bonfire.
Bride and groom got matching tattoos while sitting around bonfire.
Criticize all you want... it was the most entertaining wedding I've ever seen.
Fountain of moonshine full of drown gnats.
Bride in white dress.. groom in jeans with bud lite in back pocket. Orange baseball cap because he is bald.
Deer head with antlers tied in a tree to keep it away from the dogs.
Old man with bamboo cane that doubled as a flask fell off the porch.
Vows under a tree next to a school bus used for storage. Tree had a "chandelier" made of christmas lights and dixie cups.
Toddler fell into the bonfire and had to go to E.R.
Drunk dudes started throwing the hay bales used for seating into bonfire.
Bride and groom got matching tattoos while sitting around bonfire.
Criticize all you want... it was the most entertaining wedding I've ever seen.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:20 am to Eightballjacket
Money dance is trashy.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 9:24 am to Eightballjacket
I went to a trashy wedding in Crossett Arkansas once. Groom took bride to Monroe for honeymoon for 2 nights.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 11:56 am to tigerinthebueche
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Sounds like wedding had more interesting offense than the LSU game.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:03 pm to tigerpimpbot
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Did the bride leave to go get weed during the reception
Or did the groom steal the BFF’s pills and gets a blowjob from her for his effort?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:44 pm to Fun Bunch
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The reason he wanted to get married at 18: his dad just came out the closet and he wanted to prove to everyone he wasn’t gay, because in a small town, if your dad is gay, so must you be.
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The marriage lasted 1 year.
So did he end up being gay after all?
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:51 pm to Eightballjacket
Now this,
this is trashy
this is trashy
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:03 pm to Eightballjacket
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During the money dance
Great start.
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the bride's ex-boyfriend
Wait, what?!
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was getting a little close to the bride.
If he’s within a fricking mile of the wedding, then he’s too close to the bride on her special day.
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Or that's what the groom thought.
That’s what everyone thinks if he was even at the wedding.
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Groom got mad, grabbed a beer bottle from the cooler and threw it at the ex.
I’ll take it this reception happened in a field outside of a trailer park.
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Ex yelled, "I ain't getting something I haven't already got."
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The ex had to be forcibly removed while the groom was restrained.
And that’s why you don’t invite exes to weddings, you trashy frick.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:43 pm to Eightballjacket
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money dance
That was all you had to say, Jose.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 3:47 pm to Eightballjacket
You could have stopped at "money dance." That's all anyone needed to know to assess the trashiness of the wedding.
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