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Those temperature gun, forehead thermometers are awfully inaccurate

Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:33 pm
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:33 pm
Just rode in a hot arse car after mowing and almost wasn't allowed inside a business because my surface temperature was 100 degrees.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139236 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:35 pm to
Should've read 350?
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
6380 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:35 pm to
Too poor for AC?
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72918 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:35 pm to
According to ours at work I am a corpse
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:35 pm to
My temp has been 97.3 for the past 3 weeks somehow.

Literally hasn't changed.

Plus, it's pretty terrible starting my work day with a supervisor in a mask holding a gun to my forehead for 5 seconds.
This post was edited on 6/4/20 at 3:38 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

Just rode in a hot arse car after mowing and almost wasn't allowed inside a business because my surface temperature was 100 degrees.




quote:

Just rode in a hot arse car after mowing


I'm not seeing why you think it's inaccurate.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15624 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
Maybe you were 100 degrees at that point in time
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36419 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
Are you sure you don’t have a fever?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30222 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
How did you determine that the one used on you was inaccurate? Did you check your body temp against your own calibrated thermometer you carry around everywhere?
Posted by tLSU
Member since Oct 2007
8692 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
This is like saying you drank coffee and an oral thermometer said 100, so oral thermometers are inaccurate.

We have some of the dumbest people on this board.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13581 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
They turned my daughter away at the ortho last week because they couldn't get it below 99.4 or 99.6, whichever it was. Plus they tried two different ones, about 8-10 times each trying to get a "safe" reading. So they were willing to get 1 out of 20+ readings in their safe zone and let her in. They should get those under the tongue ones with the disposable covers like every doctor's office I've been in if they're going to be that anal about it.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:37 pm to
Have your temperature taken rectally for best results
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:38 pm to
Yeah sadly surface temperature isn’t a super great metric for inferring core temperature, especially during the heat of summer
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
2491 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:38 pm to
I was at 95.2 the other day after sweating from golf and having a hat on. Didnt make much sense
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11359 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:38 pm to
Its literally impossible to gauge your temperature accurately with out the thing touching you. I don’t care what technology says. Every morning they zap me for work its never read higher than 96
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36224 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:39 pm to
A co-worker of mine got a reading of 93.4 the other day...immediately channeling my inner "Major League" by saying "this guy here is dead!"
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24376 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:39 pm to

If I point a gun at somebody’s head, their temp is about to drop significantly.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108759 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:40 pm to
I ruined a brisket last weekend by trusting those POS surface temp guns I stole from the haircut place.
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5926 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:41 pm to
They check my temp everyday at work when I go through the gate. All I do about 5 minutes out is crank my a/c down as low as it will go, and point every vent at my face.

Been a steady 97.1-97.3 the last 2 1/2 months

Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6859 posts
Posted on 6/4/20 at 3:46 pm to
Either way, the temperature thing is bullshite in identifying someone who is showing symptoms of Covid-19.. what’s stopping someone from just taking Tylenol before going into work or anywhere else requiring a scan?
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