re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one

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See…this is your wife in seeker mode. She’s seeking to find the thing that you should’ve done but didn’t. I can bust my arse all day and she’ll ask about the one thing I didn’t do….and then walk away.

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Jeezus this shite triggered PTSD of the 1st ex-wife and we've been divorced 17 years.

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Also, they make a point to tell you everything they did, everything they’re doing and everything they have to do…..every chance they get.

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I had an ex that left me a 9 min 53 second voicemail on how her day went while I was at work.

It’s like she waits until there’s something on TV that I really want to hear and it’s that exact moment when she chooses to launch one of her 20 minute repetitive soliloquies

Pretty sure mine is retarded. I keep waiting for my check from the gov’t to get here for taking her off the streets.


Example: Kay Ivey banned TikTok for state employees. My wife just asked why her TikTok still worked. She literally thought the governor of Alabama was going to uninstall TikTok from her phone.

She runs a multimillion dollar business. It’s amazing.

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if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.

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Definitely my wife.

When I cook, the FIRST thing I do is make sure the dish washer is empty. Then, I clean, rinse, and load as I go. When I'm done with the meal the only thing dirty is the pot the food is in.

She refuses to do this. Makes a huge mess, dirties every single pot and pan, which become a Jenga tower in the sink.

And then says, well I cooked, so you should clean.

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How she hasn’t yet figured out that if you clean the kitchen as you’re cooking, you end up spending less time cleaning it after the meal is done and thus, have more time to sit and relax is absolutely beyond me.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times to her. Legit makes me want to not help her after we put the kid to sleep.

She’s got a masters degree in healthcare, so it’s not like she doesn’t have any brains.

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yep, i cook i dirty one pot, maybe two at the most

she cooks the same dish and it requires 6 pots 2 pans and every fricking spoon and cooking utensil we own and nothing gets cleaned, they just all end up piled up in the sink.

i once stayed there and cleaned pots as she used them. i mistakenly figured i could show her how easy it was to clean as you go, but she refused to use the pot i had cleaned for the next thing to cook, all because "thats not the pot i use for this" so i just gave up trying