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re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:42 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:42 pm to fallguy_1978
My wife grew out of that phase so I had some good kindling for a couple fires 
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Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:44 pm to Ssubba
The ratio of talking during a conversation. Usually with guys its mostly 50/50. It seems from my experience that ratio flips too about 80/20 during Male to female conversations. With the woman getting about 80% of the conversation during interaction. My current wife, no pics, could take what would take me a sentence to explain and turn it into a 15 min conversation with the history of every person in the story included.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:45 pm to covlatiger
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Also she never touches my tools/stuff so things must magically move themselves.
If I ever find my frickin Klein needle nose pliers in my wife's vanity again I'm gonna rip her tits off. What the frick does she even need those for?
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:48 pm to RealDawg
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The lack of their ability to load a dishwasher properly is perplexing
I like to line up forks and spoons perfectly so that they take less space. She likes to line them up perfectly in the dishwasher for a mysterious magic frickin reason.
I just let her load and run it. If I get to unload, I unload them however dirty they are.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:48 pm to FLObserver
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Women use an average of 20,000 words a day, compared to the mere 7,000 that men utter. At least that's the assertion of a number of self-help and popular science books
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:50 pm to td1
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It’s also amazing some of the places you can find a foot long piece of hair
3-4 times a year I have one wrapped around the head of my dick like a noose. Somehow it works its way there from my underwear. And it gets in the underwear in the washer/dryer process. Infuriating.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:51 pm to Kadjin
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Women complain about all the laundry, but 99% of it is their own. My wife works from home, wears the same t shirt and shorts all week, still does a load every day and never has anything clean.
100% this. My wife packs for vacations like she is the host of an award show with multiple wardrobe changes a day. We get home, she's worn about 50% of the clothes she brought, yet throws everything in the wash.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:52 pm to Ssubba
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holy frick their vaginas reek. They got like six different smells.
You young baws need to stop dating them skanks
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:52 pm to Ssubba
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holy frick their vaginas reek. They got like six different smells.
You must have picked a bad one.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:52 pm to Geauxboy
My wife has the amazing remodeling skills of taking the idea I had 6 months ago and claiming it is her own
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:54 pm to fallguy_1978
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Women use an average of 20,000 words a day, compared to the mere 7,000 that men utter. At least that's the assertion of a number of self-help and popular science books
My household :
Wife : 40,000k words a day
Me: 4,000k a day
10:1 sounds about right
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:55 pm to WestCoastAg
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Where does all of the toilet paper go
I actually use more TP than my wife but that’s because I have such a hairy arse that it takes forever to clean after pooping.
You’re welcome for that mental image.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:56 pm to Ssubba
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Things you don't know about women until you live with one
It’s very difficult for them to pass long periods of time in complete silence.
My wife constantly asks me “what’re you thinking about” if I have been silent for about 30 minutes. Woman, I’m thinking about nothing. The same as every time you ask that.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:57 pm to Ssubba
They are taught from birth that their pussy controls everything, they are entitled little princesses, and they will take half!!!
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:00 pm to FLObserver
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The ratio of talking during a conversation. Usually with guys its mostly 50/50. It seems from my experience that ratio flips too about 80/20 during Male to female conversations. With the woman getting about 80% of the conversation during interaction. My current wife, no pics, could take what would take me a sentence to explain and turn it into a 15 min conversation with the history of every person in the story included.
"So, Marsha called out sick from work today..."
"Hold on, let me get a beer for this"
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:01 pm to grizzlylongcut
Mrs Sun God: “let’s have a lazy Saturday”
Me: “hell yeah”
Four minutes later she’s rearranging all the furniture in the house and trying to get me to drive her to Home Goods. If I agree she will let out gasps like our child died when a car comes within 600 feet of us.
Me: “hell yeah”
Four minutes later she’s rearranging all the furniture in the house and trying to get me to drive her to Home Goods. If I agree she will let out gasps like our child died when a car comes within 600 feet of us.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:02 pm to Funky Tide 8
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they spill things everywhere. Need a sippy cup.
That’s why they eventually just start drinking the wine from the bottle.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:03 pm to Sun God
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If I agree she will let out gasps like our child died when a car comes within 600 feet of us.
Straight to jail
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:06 pm to Ssubba
That pussy stinking up the bed, huh?
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:06 pm to Ssubba
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She's sitting three feet from me and it smells like Friday at Our Lady of the Lake highschool cafeteria.
tell her that, word for word, also let her know you are talking about her body odor on a public forum.
i guarantee you wont have this problem any more after you do that
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