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Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:47 pm to Ssubba
You should choose better women bruh
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:53 pm to reggierayreb
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How the frick could any human being need this many God damn cotton swab pads ?
Or products on the bathroom counter. My 1/8th of the counter has a toothbrush & deodorant. Her 7/8th has 57 things, most of which I have no idea what they are for
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:54 pm to Ssubba
They can stink up a bathroom.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:54 pm to tiger114
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How they will wait you out on taking the trash out. Mine could be a world-class Jenga master with how she will balance trash above the rim until I take it out.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 4:59 pm to Ssubba
All the hair
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:00 pm to PUB
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Complain, complain, complain. Temporary moments of silence but constant complaining.
Oh god, the constant nittering and ninnering, just griping and henpecking over every little thing drives me up the wall. No matter what, something is going to be not to her liking.
“Well you should know I don’t like that.”
Woman you’ve never even tried it!
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:00 pm to Ssubba
They can find stuff for you.
Just pretend you can't when you're too lazy to do a full blown search.
Just pretend you can't when you're too lazy to do a full blown search.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:02 pm to Ssubba
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holy frick their vaginas reek. They got like six different smells.
You’re probably not the first guy seeking a vagina that found an a-hole and didn’t realize it.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:03 pm to reggierayreb
I've been married twice, neither of them have any vaginal odor.
The current wife is super healthy and eats zero junk food. But with all the fiber and protein she eats, she can clear a room with a fart.
She has zero ability to load a dish washer or parallel park. She can't really even back in to a spot, even though her bar has a nice back up camera.
And like most women she eats toilet paper best as I can tell.
And one I've learned after two marriages: you can make a woman happy, but you can't keep them happy. The expiration date on her happiness can be measured in minutes or hours, but rarely in days. It's almost like when they have been happy for too long, some warning bell goes off in their brain and they look for something to piss them off or make them sad. They are addicted to the full range of emotions and require a frequent ride through the feelings rainbow.
But they own 100% of the vagina and they smell and look nice. So here we are.
The current wife is super healthy and eats zero junk food. But with all the fiber and protein she eats, she can clear a room with a fart.
She has zero ability to load a dish washer or parallel park. She can't really even back in to a spot, even though her bar has a nice back up camera.
And like most women she eats toilet paper best as I can tell.
And one I've learned after two marriages: you can make a woman happy, but you can't keep them happy. The expiration date on her happiness can be measured in minutes or hours, but rarely in days. It's almost like when they have been happy for too long, some warning bell goes off in their brain and they look for something to piss them off or make them sad. They are addicted to the full range of emotions and require a frequent ride through the feelings rainbow.
But they own 100% of the vagina and they smell and look nice. So here we are.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:04 pm to Ssubba
Bags and baskets…these things are not organizational tools! Too many god damned bags and baskets
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:04 pm to ItzMe1972
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They can find stuff for you.
This is very true. Of course you have to hear “did you even look for it before you asked me?”
No, no I did not do more than a cursory glance around. Because I could spend 20 minutes looking for it. Or I could get you to look and have it in 20 seconds because you probably put it there or saw it there.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:06 pm to Ssubba
Just how truly wonderful she was/is!
Hi honey!
Hi honey!
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:06 pm to Ssubba
How the frick my wife has hair I do not know. So much hair gets in the shower drain it is not funny.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:07 pm to Dawgfanman
And way too many throw pillows.
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:08 pm to Ssubba
Never trust something that bleeds for 7 days and don’t die. My favorite Tracy Morgan joke
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:09 pm to Ssubba
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Things you don't know about women until you live with one
They don't understand sink knife or sink cup and it drives them insane that it exists
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:11 pm to CollegeFBRules
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The messiness outlives the sex.
haven't hit the wall yet
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:14 pm to Ssubba
Apparently their boobs don’t feel like bags of sand. Feel like I’ve been lied to
Posted on 12/13/22 at 5:14 pm to Ssubba
So my gf works from home and I don’t. I come back home from work and she complains that she does the dishes and such all the time during the day. Like you don’t have to do them during the day. I’ll do them when I get home or something. It’s not my fault you’re at home and have all day to do chores around the house
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