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re: Things you don't know about women until you live with one

Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by tiggah1981
Winterfell
Member since Aug 2007
17057 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:57 pm to
They can shite out some logs that can make the manliest man jealous

frick her for not flushing
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
13007 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

The pinnacle of American society was when all adult women took valium on a daily basis to settle them down.


Mother’s Little Helper — tRolling Stones
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20727 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:00 pm to
They use 4x more TP than men
Posted by Texas Ram
Member since Sep 2020
1120 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:03 pm to
1. My wife has over 40+ purse
2. I gave up counting the number of shoes
3. spends money like she lives in beverly hills
4. Orange face dust all over the fricking bathroom
5. Freaking $200 hair stylist and nails done all the time

If I had to do it over again I wouldn't.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52807 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

1. My wife has over 40+ purse
2. I gave up counting the number of shoes
3. spends money like she lives in beverly hills
4. Orange face dust all over the fricking bathroom
5. Freaking $200 hair stylist and nails done all the time

If I had to do it over again I wouldn't.


Vibes man. Hope she's hot at least.
This post was edited on 12/13/22 at 7:12 pm
Posted by Kmit58
Member since Dec 2020
91 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:21 pm to
Never flushes on the way into the shower and seldom remembers to coming out
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41713 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:31 pm to
Yep!! Mine asks me nearly every morning, “is it gonna be cold today?”
. Well I don’t know, bitch, let me pull up the same fricking app you could open and I’ll see.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19245 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

holy frick their vaginas reek




Lol, choose better
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9518 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:36 pm to
Buy your own additional TV remote and tether it to your recliner so you never have to look for it.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29168 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:37 pm to
After living with a few I’ve found they are all the same.
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:40 pm to
They pre-bitch, meaning they bitch about stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
652 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Where does all of the toilet paper go


Try living with three of them, requires truckloads of toilet paper, paper towels.
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
1783 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

holy frick their vaginas reek. They got like six different smells.


This a ‘you’ problem. I have yet to encounter a vagina with any resemblance of an offensive odor. Be more selective in the girls you decide to lay down with.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:45 pm to
OP shacks up with a skank
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47532 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

1. My wife has over 40+ purse
2. I gave up counting the number of shoes
3. spends money like she lives in beverly hills
4. Orange face dust all over the fricking bathroom
5. Freaking $200 hair stylist and nails done all the time

If I had to do it over again I wouldn't.



Nailed it!

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47532 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

After living with a few I’ve found they are all the same.




Nah.
Wife 1 of 4 yrs was an OCD count who threatened to divorce me b/c I didn't put the bathroom towels in the cabinet with the folds facing out.

Wife 2 of 5 yrs was very tidy but didn't give two shits about our towels even matching much less how they were folded.

GF of 12 yrs is a fricking slob about some shite and very tidy about others. But she makes sure all our towels match in each bathroom and won't let me fold them b/c she's weird about that shite. But will leave 8 pairs of shoes next to the bed for 6 months.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29989 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:56 pm to
They are the proverbial rain on every parade.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62879 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:56 pm to
No idea how to turn OFF a light or a TV.

Will run the AC upstairs with the heat on downstairs.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35425 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 7:56 pm to
You’re very towel centered.
Posted by clownbaby
beezwacks not yours
Member since Jan 2009
970 posts
Posted on 12/13/22 at 8:05 pm to
Towels are a big deal in our house too. So is OCD but I’ve learned to ignore it.

She also likes to put those stupid word signs all over the place. I don’t need a sign in the kitchen to let me know I’m in the room where the FOOD is.
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