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re: Things Every Man (person) Needs to Know
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:16 pm to CajunSuperJeff
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:16 pm to CajunSuperJeff
How to make a woman O.
...while parallel parking a standard.
...while parallel parking a standard.
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:18 pm
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Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:16 pm to CajunSuperJeff
But can you parallel park a trailer in a stick shift?
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:19 pm to Paul B Ammer
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How to jump off a dead battery. Lot of baws can't do this.
Was at LSU last week visiting my son. On the way out they had a kid with a Jeep pulled up to a kid with a BMW suv. The had the hoods open but they were just staring at the cars. My son walked over and asked if they needed help. Turns out the bmw had a dead battery, but neither one had jumper cables(-1 on the man card). I was parked closer to them, so I handed them my cables. Now, bmw kid takes one end and Jeep kid takes one end. Jeep kid has the sense to say, “I don’t know what I’m doing”, so my son hooks his up then the bmw kid hooks his up backwards(automatic revocation of man card). Huge sparks and two dead batteries later....a valuable lesson was learned, hopefully.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:20 pm to CajunSuperJeff
Change a tire
Jump off a car
Tie a necktie
Build a fire
Hang something on a wall
BBQ
Fix something around the house
Jump off a car
Tie a necktie
Build a fire
Hang something on a wall
BBQ
Fix something around the house
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:22 pm to Paul B Ammer
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How to simultaneously please two women without using your tongue.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:24 pm to go_tigres
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Yea, based on your super ghey little bear avatar, we kind of figured that, precious.
Jealousy isn't a good look, baw.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:26 pm to 50_Tiger
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About 2% of vehicles still have a stick baw.
But a lot of tractors do, baw. Can't be a man and not drive a tractor.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:28 pm to MoarKilometers
I'm a homosexual male, I can do all these things.
and more ;)
and more ;)
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:30 pm to MoarKilometers
1. That the side of the highway is not a courtroom.
2. That the older you get, the faster time seems to fly.
3. That life is short- so be sure and live yours (kind of related to #2).
4. His own limitations.
5. What's happening around him.
2. That the older you get, the faster time seems to fly.
3. That life is short- so be sure and live yours (kind of related to #2).
4. His own limitations.
5. What's happening around him.
Posted on 9/20/18 at 3:48 pm to CajunSuperJeff
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How to parallel park
I can do this, it was essential to living in New Orleans.
quote:
How to back up a trailer
I can do this in my own Jeep using my FIL's trailer, not sure how successful I'd be with other vehicles/trailers.
quote:
How to drive a stick shift
Why would I ever need to do this? I've done it before, but it's been 15 years since I've had to drive a manual transmission vehicle.
This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 9/20/18 at 4:09 pm to CajunSuperJeff
quote:That's easy.
How to parallel park
quote:Not that hard(depending on the trailer)
How to back up a trailer
quote:Do that everyday in an 07 Wrangler.
How to drive a stick shift
Posted on 9/20/18 at 4:32 pm to CajunSuperJeff
how to change a tire
how to jump a dead battery
how to raise a kid
how to love a woman
how to jump a dead battery
how to raise a kid
how to love a woman
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:36 am to Bjorn Cyborg
quote:yes. That is what I clearly said...
So, four chicks?
Posted on 9/21/18 at 2:57 am to MoarKilometers
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But a lot of tractors do, baw. Can't be a man and not drive a tractor.
I guess you've never driven a tractor.
You don't shift gears in a tractor like you do in a car. You put it in a certain gear and go. Depending on how fast you want to go determines the gear.
Turn in your man card
This post was edited on 9/21/18 at 3:00 am
Posted on 9/21/18 at 3:23 am to theantiquetiger
Stunned at the number of people who can’t drive a standard. I own two manual transmission cars.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 6:55 am to LittleJerrySeinfield
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run a trout line
Trotline
Posted on 9/21/18 at 6:57 am to Ryan3232
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How to last longer than 3 minutes with two asian twins.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 6:57 am to jbgleason
I can drive a stick. The chance of me actually using this knowledge at any point in the rest of my life is exceedingly small.
Posted on 9/21/18 at 6:59 am to Muff
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I'm a homosexual male, I can do all these things.
and more ;)
quote:
Muff
Does not compute...
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