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re: They want to start confiscating kitchen knives in the UK

Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:12 am to
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25913 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:12 am to
quote:

'zombie' knives


They’ve got zombie knives; we’ve got ghost guns. All hell is going to break loose when the ghoul grenades show up.


We need someone to call to solve these problems.



Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
26776 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:17 am to
quote:

How will they cut their steak?



Pretty much need a saw to cut their steaks. Knives don't work well.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84694 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:19 am to
If they would stop importing Muslims then they could let themselves own kitchen knives again but liberals love Muslims
Posted by NOFOX
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
10128 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:27 am to
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The number gets even smaller when you break it all into age groups and then about 3% commit over 40% of all of our violent crimes.


UK has nearly the same break down. Criminals are always a small portion of the total population. Our criminals are just WAYYYY more efficient.

UK knife stats
50k+ offenses in 2021/2022
282 homicides in 2021/2022

US had 140 gun homicides on school grounds alone in 2021/2022.

There’s a reason the saying goes “never bring a knife to a gun fight”.

Firearms are ridiculously more effective than knives and people who equate the two are just being disingenuous.


This post was edited on 4/18/23 at 9:29 am
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:29 am to
So we are doing away w/ fossil fuels, supposedly, also trying like hell to go vegan for the climate(cow farts bad).

So knives will not be needed.

I have a crap ton of knives. three are 30+ yrs old, One inherited from grandpa, filet knife w/ leather sheath No telling how old this thing is.

I guess I need to prep to turn these in like my guns eventually? BS. Not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:31 am to
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They want to start confiscating kitchen knives in the UK


I mean have you tried the cuisine there? Knives ain't gonna help it.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33504 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:31 am to
Blame all weapons, do not blame the wielders
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21124 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:35 am to
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Speaking of population, do you realize that about 6% of the population commits about 50% of all of our violent crimes?

The number gets even smaller when you break it all into age groups and then about 3% commit over 40% of all of our violent crimes.

You knows what's crazy, instead of lumping in non violent people, just to asperse their race... you could say 0.00666667% of our population commits 100% of our murders they're called murderers.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45941 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:36 am to
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US had 140 gun homicides on school grounds alone in 2021/2022.


This is such a bullshite statistic, and you know it.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182272 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:41 am to
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You knows what's crazy, instead of lumping in non violent people, just to asperse their race... you could say 0.00666667% of our population commits 100% of our murders they're called murderers.




What a stupid arse argument

If you want to solve crime then statistics matter. Ignoring it doesn't help to get the social issues that a particular group has created which leads to them being more violent than other groups.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74848 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:46 am to
quote:

You knows what's crazy, instead of lumping in non violent people, just to asperse their race... you could say 0.00666667% of our population commits 100% of our murders they're called murderers.


this type of feel good nonsense is how you end up with reports / bulletins for non-descriptive suspects. well….unless they aren’t apart of the 6%
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21124 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:50 am to
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If you want to solve crime then statistics matter.

Sure... even if we say 6% does half of our ~22,000 murders, 99.94444% of that group aren't killers. Seems reasonable to blame the rest for the actions of that 0.0555555%
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:53 am to
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I thought banning guns would stop crime?

Im sure it has stopped a number of crimes. The issue has always been what we should sacrifice to stop some crime. Putting everyone in prison would reduce crime as well.
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
5021 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:53 am to
the groomer left will try this here if they ever get the guns
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74848 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:55 am to
didn’t you tell us yesterday you only had interest in arguing in the BL related threads?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47793 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:58 am to
we need more common sense knife control
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73602 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:58 am to
Headline from the UK in a few years…

“The want to start confiscating sticks in the UK”.

Followed shortly with…

“The want to start confiscating rocks in the UK”.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
4018 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 9:59 am to
In the nwo, you won't be eating steaks and you will like it.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182272 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Sure... even if we say 6% does half of our ~22,000 murders, 99.94444% of that group aren't killers. Seems reasonable to blame the rest for the actions of that 0.0555555%



Dude, just sit this one out.

If you want to fix issues then statistics matter.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
16104 posts
Posted on 4/18/23 at 10:03 am to
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didn’t you tell us yesterday you only had interest in arguing in the BL related threads?

Who would argue with what i posted? Are there people that believe banning guns in the UK hasnt prevented 1 crime?
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