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re: There is nothing more conflicting than a dog attached to your hip in bed
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:16 am to athenslife101
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:16 am to athenslife101
Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:21 am to MobileJosh
Look at all these fat, unathletic redneck wifebeaters talking shite about dogs. The lowest of the low
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:29 am to athenslife101
Love my dog, and while he’s given plenty of attention and cuddles during waking hours, he is not allowed in the bed.
We never allowed it from when he was a puppy, so he’s happy sleeping in his crate or on the couches. He’ll actually put himself to bed in his crate if he’s ready for bed and we’re still up.
We never allowed it from when he was a puppy, so he’s happy sleeping in his crate or on the couches. He’ll actually put himself to bed in his crate if he’s ready for bed and we’re still up.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:34 am to ibldprplgld
I’ll tell you what is worse. A cat that flicks its tongue on the end of your nose or eyebrows at 3:45am every morning. Even on the weekends when I don’t have to get up. If the lick doesn’t work, he starts softly touching my face. Once I turn over he lays on my chest, right in my face. All cat owners know, at that point, you are legally bound to remain still until the cat decides to move.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:39 am to athenslife101
My previous two dogs slept in my bed and I broke that habit with my current dog. I sleep much better.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:03 am to athenslife101
Dogs don't belong on the bed.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:10 am to athenslife101
My dog sleeps in his own bed in the corner of the bedroom. But he knows that once we are awake, if he comes to the edge of the bed and sits, we’ll invite him up in the morning. I can put up with the lack of space for an hour or so, especially since it buys me that hour in bed and keeps him from whining to go outside 

Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:16 am to athenslife101
I have a blanket folded at the foot of my bed that I will let my lab lie on if I'm watching TV in bed. But when I'm ready to sleep, she gets on her pillow on the floor next to me. She doesn't like to be crowded anymore than I do and will get out of bed on her own when she is tired
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:18 am to MobileJosh
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Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.
Ain't nothing wrong with letting your dog in the bed as long as he's clean. They're man's best friend after all
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:19 am to athenslife101
If you establish your "you're with me" boundary as a dog bed in the room so the dog can still hear you snore and breathe, they'll be fine. Chances are most wives lets the dog in the bed so she doesn't have to touch the husband, because the dog is "in the way".
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:27 am to athenslife101
Sleep every night with my GSP under my right arm, golden doodle between my legs, and wife on my left arm.
Sleep like that all night, no issues. My wife tosses and turns so they sleep on my side, she ninja kicked a Yorkie of ours in the middle of the night across the room into the wall
Sleep like that all night, no issues. My wife tosses and turns so they sleep on my side, she ninja kicked a Yorkie of ours in the middle of the night across the room into the wall

Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:36 am to athenslife101
Two things come to mind: (1) I always heard if you sleep with dogs, don't complain about (not just insects) fleas and (2) your intimate life seems weird.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:37 am to athenslife101
Try two cats, who have the incredible ability to nestle themselves in such a way I have to almost fully wake up to be able to turn in my bed.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:39 am to Bamafig
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A cat that flicks its tongue on the end of your nose or eyebrows at 3:45am every morning.
Cats have no respect for my sleep so they don’t get to come in my room. My dog goes to bed when I tell her to and wakes up when I wake up. Rarely have had to wake up to let her out.
This post was edited on 3/25/25 at 7:44 am
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:42 am to athenslife101
Our little dog sleeps in our bathroom on the cold tile and our 100 lb dog sleeps on our bed
It’s at my wife’s feet though and we have a California king.

It’s at my wife’s feet though and we have a California king.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:50 am to dyslexiateechur
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Cats have no respect for my sleep so they don’t get to come in my room
Cats are nocturnal mostly. Just leave the door cracked so they can get out when it's prowling time, and you get the space heater on top of your nuts the rest of the time.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:50 am to athenslife101
A dog in your bed is gross as frick. In all ways.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:53 am to MobileJosh
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Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.
Look at this bitch being all hyperbolic.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:00 am to athenslife101
Novel idea: kick the dog out of bed.
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:03 am to athenslife101
Enjoy being squished & hot, the day will come when you wake in the middle of the night because your legs didn’t bump her & you remember she’s gone
Still happens every so often & it’s been 2 years
Still happens every so often & it’s been 2 years
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