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re: There is nothing more conflicting than a dog attached to your hip in bed

Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:16 am to
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1126 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:16 am to
Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20026 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:21 am to
Look at all these fat, unathletic redneck wifebeaters talking shite about dogs. The lowest of the low
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
26064 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:29 am to
Love my dog, and while he’s given plenty of attention and cuddles during waking hours, he is not allowed in the bed.

We never allowed it from when he was a puppy, so he’s happy sleeping in his crate or on the couches. He’ll actually put himself to bed in his crate if he’s ready for bed and we’re still up.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
4706 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:34 am to
I’ll tell you what is worse. A cat that flicks its tongue on the end of your nose or eyebrows at 3:45am every morning. Even on the weekends when I don’t have to get up. If the lick doesn’t work, he starts softly touching my face. Once I turn over he lays on my chest, right in my face. All cat owners know, at that point, you are legally bound to remain still until the cat decides to move.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58849 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 6:39 am to
My previous two dogs slept in my bed and I broke that habit with my current dog. I sleep much better.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13055 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:03 am to
Dogs don't belong on the bed.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29864 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:10 am to
My dog sleeps in his own bed in the corner of the bedroom. But he knows that once we are awake, if he comes to the edge of the bed and sits, we’ll invite him up in the morning. I can put up with the lack of space for an hour or so, especially since it buys me that hour in bed and keeps him from whining to go outside
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
2525 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:16 am to
I have a blanket folded at the foot of my bed that I will let my lab lie on if I'm watching TV in bed. But when I'm ready to sleep, she gets on her pillow on the floor next to me. She doesn't like to be crowded anymore than I do and will get out of bed on her own when she is tired
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20197 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:18 am to
quote:

Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.


Ain't nothing wrong with letting your dog in the bed as long as he's clean. They're man's best friend after all
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
9995 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:19 am to
If you establish your "you're with me" boundary as a dog bed in the room so the dog can still hear you snore and breathe, they'll be fine. Chances are most wives lets the dog in the bed so she doesn't have to touch the husband, because the dog is "in the way".
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6454 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:27 am to
Sleep every night with my GSP under my right arm, golden doodle between my legs, and wife on my left arm.

Sleep like that all night, no issues. My wife tosses and turns so they sleep on my side, she ninja kicked a Yorkie of ours in the middle of the night across the room into the wall
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2364 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:36 am to
Two things come to mind: (1) I always heard if you sleep with dogs, don't complain about (not just insects) fleas and (2) your intimate life seems weird.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
107671 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:37 am to
Try two cats, who have the incredible ability to nestle themselves in such a way I have to almost fully wake up to be able to turn in my bed.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
34344 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:39 am to
quote:

A cat that flicks its tongue on the end of your nose or eyebrows at 3:45am every morning.


Cats have no respect for my sleep so they don’t get to come in my room. My dog goes to bed when I tell her to and wakes up when I wake up. Rarely have had to wake up to let her out.
This post was edited on 3/25/25 at 7:44 am
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
16871 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:42 am to
Our little dog sleeps in our bathroom on the cold tile and our 100 lb dog sleeps on our bed

It’s at my wife’s feet though and we have a California king.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
9995 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Cats have no respect for my sleep so they don’t get to come in my room


Cats are nocturnal mostly. Just leave the door cracked so they can get out when it's prowling time, and you get the space heater on top of your nuts the rest of the time.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58731 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:50 am to
A dog in your bed is gross as frick. In all ways.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
281843 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 7:53 am to
quote:

Imagine being a grown man and sharing a bed with a fricking dog. Then admitting to it for all the world to see. You're what's wrong with America you fricking loser.


Look at this bitch being all hyperbolic.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7576 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:00 am to
Novel idea: kick the dog out of bed.
Posted by LSUJML
Central
Member since May 2008
49857 posts
Posted on 3/25/25 at 8:03 am to
Enjoy being squished & hot, the day will come when you wake in the middle of the night because your legs didn’t bump her & you remember she’s gone
Still happens every so often & it’s been 2 years
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