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re: There are 1.5 million mites that have sex on your face every night

Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24307 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Demodex folliculorum




quote:

Demodex brevis


Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10376 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:25 am to
Mite bukkake.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:26 am to
I could have gone the rest of life without knowing that. Thanks for nothing.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:49 am to
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So what. I came on my bitch sister in law’s shower loofa then she bathed with it.
Karma is a bitch, too.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51578 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:54 am to
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Karma is a bitch, too.

That's true. Your girl sat on my face one day but joke was on me. She gave my face herpes.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74865 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:56 am to
Man, I couldn't not have eyebrows. I'd have to draw them on or something.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:58 am to



Throw a wig on and that’s a yes
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:59 am to
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Man, I couldn't not have eyebrows. I'd have to draw them on or something.



Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:00 am to
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There are 1.5 million mites that have sex on your face every night



The way some of you talk, that's the only sex happening in your houses.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88334 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:01 am to
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Good for them. At least someone's getting some action in my house.

Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:03 am to
a mite orgy?
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:33 am to
I'm going to believe that I'm that .1% .
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23541 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:38 am to
Well, at least something is having sex on my face.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 9:44 am to
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I'm going to believe that I'm that .1% .




I don't blame you. This is one of the more what the frick facts I've seen in a long time.
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5761 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:07 am to
Demodex is a real thing, in fact, it is a major cause of rosacea flaring. A few years ago, an antiparasitic topical medication was introduced, Soolantra. It specifically treats inflammation by killing demodex mites.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:21 am to
At least someone is getting laid ...
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48096 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:51 am to
Nope I’ve been itching all morning
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21122 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 4:56 pm to
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So Alopecia people get the last laugh at us hairy people


Mite, mite not.
Posted by OGJangalang
South Mississippi
Member since Apr 2017
563 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 5:40 pm to
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because they have sex on your face at night," Menninger says. During the day, they return to the follicles


Apparently these mites aren't married because no species of married male is having sex nightly!
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 6:38 pm to
frick face
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