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There are 1.5 million mites that have sex on your face every night

Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:30 am
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:30 am
I was catching up on Brooklyn Nine Nine and one of the characters mentioned humans have millions of mites living in their eyebrows, nose, and hair line. I thought it was an embellishment or completely fabricated, but apparently it's true.

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Right now, there are thousands of mites on your face. They're microscopic, but closely related to spiders and ticks. And despite your reaction to hearing this news, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you.

"99.9 percent of humans carry them," says Ron Ochoa, a mite scientist at the US Department of Agriculture. They're most abundant on our faces, but live in the hair follicles all over our bodies, and a single person may harbor more than one million of them in total.

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During the day, the animals stay hidden in your follicles, feeding on oils naturally secreted by your glands. At night, they use their stubby legs to climb to the surface to find mates.

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Your body harbors at least two closely-related species of mites: Demodex folliculorum and Demodex brevis. Both live in your hair follicles, but folliculorum live in the follicles' main cavity, whereas the smaller brevis live in something called the sebaceous gland, which secretes a waxy oil called sebum — likely the mites' main food source.

Both types of Demodex are densest on the face — especially near the nose, eyebrows, eyelashes, and hairline — but they live anywhere on your body where hair follices are. Scientists, however, have never fully studied the total abundance of mites on the human body. Dan Fergus, a researcher that works with Menninger, estimates that the average person has between 1.5 and 2.5 million mites, but no one really knows.

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Nearly all adults carry these mites, but children usually don't — and only about 70 percent of 18-year-olds do. It's still unclear how we initially pick them up. Many scientists believe we somehow acquire them from our parents — Ochoa thinks they first latch on to us when we breastfeed as babies — while others hypothesize that we acquire them from sexual partners.

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"We joke that the mites come out to party, because they have sex on your face at night," Menninger says. During the day, they return to the follicles, where females lay eggs.


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Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
13036 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:31 am to
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:32 am to
So Alopecia people get the last laugh at us hairy people




Well played mother nature.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:33 am to
There are some things we just don't need to know...
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4555 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:34 am to
Good for them. At least someone's getting some action in my house.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51942 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:35 am to
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
681 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:35 am to
At least someone is getting some every night.

Damn it fish. Beat me by a minute.
This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 7:40 am
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:38 am to
quote:

There are some things we just don't need to know...



I figured I was just the last SOB to find out, but just in case, I wanted to share with the class.
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1720 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:39 am to
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:39 am to
Am I the only one who's body started to itch all over while reading this?? Like I was feeling them humping in my follicle beds...
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:46 am to
quote:

Many scientists believe we somehow acquire them from our parents — Ochoa thinks they first latch on to us when we breastfeed as babies — while others hypothesize that we acquire them from sexual partners.


OweO is mite-free.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:48 am to
Is this fake news like the whole swallowing spiders thing?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 7:50 am to
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Is this fake news like the whole swallowing spiders thing?


Everything I could find says it's real news. Feel free to find otherwise.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32881 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:02 am to
quote:

We joke that the mites come out to party, because they have sex on your face at night
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62212 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:04 am to
Can I add that to my count?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141060 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:04 am to
I wash my face, so not me.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
175635 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:04 am to
quote:

Is this fake news like the whole swallowing spiders thing?



No

It's legit

I watched a science documentary that briefly touched on this topic
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:05 am to
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1.5 million mites have sex on your face every night



This post was edited on 3/26/19 at 8:06 am
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12881 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:12 am to
No wonder I can't sleep at night.

Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51578 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 8:14 am to
So what. I came on my bitch sister in law’s shower loofa then she bathed with it.

TDsngumbo: 1
Bitch sister in law: 0
Mites: infinity

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