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Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:14 pm to rebeloke
A guy who kissed around my mouth, for lack of a better description. Like a dementor. And he bit my lip really fricking hard on purpose. All around gross experience.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:20 pm to rebeloke
her moustache tickled my lip
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:21 pm to TulaneFan
[img]My priest[/img]
at least i enjoyed it.
at least i enjoyed it.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:23 pm to the paradigm
quote:
I had asked my girlfriend (who went to a different school) to my prom, and she asked me to hers. Went on spring break without her and cheated on her. She and her friends actually showed up to “surprise” me and I was in the bed with the other girl. She took my class ring and threw it at me and broke up. So, I asked the new chick to go to my prom with me. Got back to BR and my ex tells me that she forgives me and still wants me to go to her prom with her. However by the time both proms have rolled around I have realized that neither of these girls can kiss worth a shite. The ex that I cheated on would lean in and somehow manage to knock her upper teeth against mine every single time. The other one on occasion had breath that smelled like a cat shite in her mouth while she was asleep. So I went to both proms as planned (my ex’s was the week before mine) but didn’t smash either one afterwards. In fact, after my prom I dropped her off pretty early because I told her I had to wake up early the next morning for work... then I went to Embassy Suites where my buddies and I and their dates had a room and I hooked up with a totally different chick, sexy arse twin from Bishop Sullivan who ran track/cross country and had an arse I could eat dinner off of. Ahhh, those were the days.
This never happened. You stayed home during prom and wanked it 3 times
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:25 pm to Evil Little Thing
Summer 97. I came back from Colorado and surprised my gf at her apartment. She wouldn't let me inside. Instead, she gave me some brief kisses, told me she missed me and that she would see me that night.
Then shooed me away.
I could tell something was up and was baffled as to why her face stunk like butthole.
Then as I was leaving I saw a truck parked in front of her apartment with the license plate. TigrTodd. She had been lickin his sweaty taint when I knocked on the door.
True story I finally got her to admit that months later when drunk.
ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.
Then shooed me away.
I could tell something was up and was baffled as to why her face stunk like butthole.
Then as I was leaving I saw a truck parked in front of her apartment with the license plate. TigrTodd. She had been lickin his sweaty taint when I knocked on the door.
True story I finally got her to admit that months later when drunk.
ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:44 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:31 pm to mikelbr
Winner, as usual.. 
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:33 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:37 pm to Evil Little Thing
Date burped in my mouth after pizza. Said she was sorry, I said it was OK second hand pepperoni taste.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:38 pm to rebeloke
One had big giant lips and they touched from bottom of my chin to my nose. Then she opened her. Ouch and then came the super thick wide tongue. Oh Laaaaawd!
Another just stuck her tongue out about an inch and just left it sticking out with no movement. Now that was odd....
Another just stuck her tongue out about an inch and just left it sticking out with no movement. Now that was odd....
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:38 pm to mikelbr
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with the license plate. TigrTodd
Dude managed to get an eight figure plate, I think he earned it
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:41 pm to rebeloke
Real gentlemen don't kiss and tell, baw.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:42 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:42 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Dude managed to get an eight figure plate, I think he earned i
Nah. probably had one D TigrTod. That blue Chevy he used to drive.
We made nice by end of summer and were doing shots with some skanks after close by the next year. I always liked him. Don't blame him for wanting to bone that sexy bitch of mine. He obviously didn't know she had a gigantic vagina and let me put a champagne bottle up it , backwards.
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:43 pm to rebeloke
One time Matt Lauer kissed me on the lips.
btw: does anyone know where we're supposed to pick up our #metoo checks?
btw: does anyone know where we're supposed to pick up our #metoo checks?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 3:43 pm to rebeloke
quote:You got me by one nipple, but my victim’s third nipple was on her back.
I once kissed a girl with 4 nipples.
So points for greater spatial separation?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:13 pm to rebeloke
A girl sucked my tongue so hard she ripped my Frenulum. I had a bacterial infection and fungal infection in my mouth for a week. My tongue swole up so much my wisdom teeth impressed into it so hard it was constantly bleeding
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:19 pm to sjmabry
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Real gentlemen
Not gonna find too many of these on the OT.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:20 pm to NoHoTiger
*ahem*
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:20 pm to NoHoTiger
Few and very far between. 
Posted on 12/18/17 at 4:57 pm to rebeloke
Worst kiss i had was 3 weeks ago. Kiss of death. My wife kissed me when she got home from work, then said "whoops, I shouldn't have kissed you. I have a sore throat." I ended up getting a 7 day cold, possibly mono
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