The worst kiss you ever had

that was his dick, not a nipple dummy.

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Ascension parish jail

Girls breath smelled like a can of Alpo dog food. I had to stop and buy a bottle of mouthwash after I left and gargle that shite for an hour.

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The worst kiss you ever had

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Your mom. But it was still not bad because it led to PIIHB so all was well.

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I had a girl that had rather big lips

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Black?

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that was his dick, not a nipple dummy.

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El gaucho is going to be pissed your stealing his shitty schtick

Owlfan

I had asked my girlfriend (who went to a different school) to my prom, and she asked me to hers. Went on spring break without her and cheated on her. She and her friends actually showed up to “surprise” me and I was in the bed with the other girl. She took my class ring and threw it at me and broke up. So, I asked the new chick to go to my prom with me. Got back to BR and my ex tells me that she forgives me and still wants me to go to her prom with her. However by the time both proms have rolled around I have realized that neither of these girls can kiss worth a shite. The ex that I cheated on would lean in and somehow manage to knock her upper teeth against mine every single time. The other one on occasion had breath that smelled like a cat shite in her mouth while she was asleep. So I went to both proms as planned (my ex’s was the week before mine) but didn’t smash either one afterwards. In fact, after my prom I dropped her off pretty early because I told her I had to wake up early the next morning for work... then I went to Embassy Suites where my buddies and I and their dates had a room and I hooked up with a totally different chick, sexy arse twin from Bishop Sullivan who ran track/cross country and had an arse I could eat dinner off of. Ahhh, those were the days.