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Posted on 12/18/17 at 5:31 pm to danfraz
quote:
Is un tym a url issed e so ard sha but ay tohunge uff
Coach Orgeron, is that you?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 5:33 pm to rebeloke
Kevin Spacey
Posted on 12/18/17 at 5:51 pm to MontyFranklyn
quote:
the tongue tornado
JMFG?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 6:31 pm to rebeloke
College (1987) girl named Barbara. Overweight with stringy long hair. Very Catholic.
I was dating but Barbs hit on me. I thought I might get some of her large breasts. We went to a quiet room in the dorms. Proceeded to lay down and kiss. Her mouth was wide open but she never moved her tongue. She was basically breathing in my mouth without using her lips or tongue. Furthermore, when I made a trip to unbutton her bra, I was rejected by her hands. It killed all enthusiasm and I walked away back to my girlfriend.
I was dating but Barbs hit on me. I thought I might get some of her large breasts. We went to a quiet room in the dorms. Proceeded to lay down and kiss. Her mouth was wide open but she never moved her tongue. She was basically breathing in my mouth without using her lips or tongue. Furthermore, when I made a trip to unbutton her bra, I was rejected by her hands. It killed all enthusiasm and I walked away back to my girlfriend.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 6:33 pm to rebeloke
Blind date to an LSU game. Walked her back to her dorm, kissed her goodnight, and she started hyperventilating. I thought I was a 
but she was just allergic to the peanuts I had been eating.
but she was just allergic to the peanuts I had been eating.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 6:56 pm to MottLaneKid
How about girls who don't really demonstrate any flexibility or suppleness with use of their lips. They just kind of push their face into yours.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:00 pm to mikelbr
Upvote, no, downvote. 
I don't know what to do.
If true you should get a downvote.
If you made that up, you deserve an upvote.
I don't know what to do.
If true you should get a downvote.
If you made that up, you deserve an upvote.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:03 pm to rebeloke
When I was tonguing this ole girl , opened my eyes and it was my dog.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:09 pm to rebeloke
I was a groomsman in a best bud’s wedding. The younger sister of another groomsman (also a best bud) came in hot and physically assaulted my mouth with hers.
At first I was like and then I was like and then I was like 
.
At first I was like
and then I was like and then I was like .
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:11 pm to rebeloke
how do you know if you're a bad kisser?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:14 pm to joshnorris14
quote:
A girl sucked my tongue so hard she ripped my Frenulum. I had a bacterial infection and fungal infection in my mouth for a week. My tongue swole up so much my wisdom teeth impressed into it so hard it was constantly bleeding
Some girl sucked my bottom lip super hard once, felt like it almost ripped the skin that connected it to the front of my bottom gums. I was terrified to kiss her again
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:17 pm to rebeloke
Can’t say I’ve ever had what I would consider a bad kiss. But there have been many I wish I wouldn’t have had. A few fat ugly ones from tiger land back in the day come mind
This post was edited on 12/18/17 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 12/18/17 at 7:35 pm to the paradigm
You actually typed all that shite?
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:06 pm to mikelbr
quote:I love that I get this reference and the utterly horrifying the visual that goes along with it
TigrTod.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:14 pm to joshnorris14
quote:
A girl sucked my tongue so hard she ripped my Frenulum. I had a bacterial infection and fungal infection in my mouth for a week. My tongue swole up so much my wisdom teeth impressed into it so hard it was constantly bleeding
this happened to me, minus the infections.
my ex sucked my tongue in and severed part of mine. i bled profusely. couldn't talk right for a couple weeks. just an awful, awful experience.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:18 pm to mikelbr
quote:
ETA: It was one D I think. TigrTod.
I’m guessing if she was licking Todd’s taint and it smelled like butthole, it was more than 1 D, likely a different D for every day of the week.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:23 pm to the paradigm
I don't care what anybody says.... this was a good story.
Posted on 12/18/17 at 8:54 pm to LSUgirl4
quote:
how do you know if you're a bad kisser?
I am guessing you don't unless someone tells you.
No one has ever told me so I am gonna go on thinking I am
Posted on 12/18/17 at 10:05 pm to rebeloke
I sure do have one...
She was an attractive girl, even though she went to Auburn. Went in for the first kiss and we did the no tongue thing. Then went back in for another kiss and she parks her tongue in my mouth and then start moving it up and down like a snake tongue at a rapid pace. I end the kiss and tell her good night. Surely this was a joke or some shite..
Next time I see her we go out for a beer and dinner. She won't eat, only has one Mich Ultra and also tells me she could be an excellent fat girl. (writing on the wall..) We kiss again and its the same snake tongue shite again. I had to tell her. I straight up told her she was the absolute worst kisser in all the gals I've kissed, and I've did some man whoring in my life. She was mortified, but needed to know.
I never saw her again and glad I didn't gain carnal knowledge of her.
She was an attractive girl, even though she went to Auburn. Went in for the first kiss and we did the no tongue thing. Then went back in for another kiss and she parks her tongue in my mouth and then start moving it up and down like a snake tongue at a rapid pace. I end the kiss and tell her good night. Surely this was a joke or some shite..
Next time I see her we go out for a beer and dinner. She won't eat, only has one Mich Ultra and also tells me she could be an excellent fat girl. (writing on the wall..) We kiss again and its the same snake tongue shite again. I had to tell her. I straight up told her she was the absolute worst kisser in all the gals I've kissed, and I've did some man whoring in my life. She was mortified, but needed to know.
I never saw her again and glad I didn't gain carnal knowledge of her.
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