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re: The media fear porn over the salt wedge in the Mississippi has depleted local water stock.

Posted on 9/21/23 at 6:42 am to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80956 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 6:42 am to
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Just buy beer.



Bud Light is on sale and is indistinguishable from water...
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
21933 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 6:56 am to
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Two women with gallon jugs in Marrero


Pics?
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7704 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:10 am to
My name is Tony Pistroni and I live in Marrero. My friends think I'm cool because I drive a camaro.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13765 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:11 am to
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Bud Light is on sale and is indistinguishable from water...


So this is how Bud Light plans to make a comeback.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74894 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:13 am to
i’d take my chances on the tap water.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74897 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:28 am to
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I watched two women get into a tug of war fight over gallon jugs in Marrero today.
Not my preference; I’d rather a nice B or C cup.

I do appreciate feisty lesbians.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44953 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:35 am to
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Slidell gets their drinking water from the Mississippi River?


They get 90% of their daily water via heroin injection.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14295 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 7:44 am to
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Plaquemine
quote:

Plaquemine


For the love of god, it’s PLAQUEMINES PARISH, not Plaquemine near Baton Rouge
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
5720 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 8:37 am to
as has been stated in separate responses, this issue is true due to the low river level accompanied with the saltwater influx. however, the hysteria is generated. no doubt.

municipalities are preparing for shortages that are on the horizon. the treatment processes at the water treatment plants will have to be revised/adjusted to accommodate the low river/additional salinity.

to turn lemons into lemon drop shots....this saltwater influx is great for trout fishing in the river!!
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9284 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 8:41 am to
I see desalination plants in some parishes future
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131617 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 8:42 am to
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watched two women get into a tug of war fight over gallon jugs in Marrero today.


What the fellas be yellin?
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11192 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 8:46 am to
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news stations started telling people to stock up on water


Shouldn't be an issue in a couple of days. There's plenty of bottled water supply in America and there's no emergency like a hurricane keeping distribution away. Supply, demand, and distribution shouldn't be a problem whatsoever.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 8:49 am to
Parish officials are meeting this morning to discuss stationing water barges at each intake on both sides of the River to feed the water plants. I think there are 4 or 5 on the West side and 1 in St Bernard
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29916 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 9:05 am to
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It is important to stress this is not the time to panic and rush to store shelves to stock up on water.


This is directly from your alarmist media. LINK
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
29916 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 9:08 am to
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The USACE builds a "dam" with dredged material across the river bottom in Plaquemines Parish to stop the salt water flow.


It's important to note that even with the sill, USACE is predicting the wedge to *potentially* get as far upstream as Orleans in October.

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The Army Corps of Engineers has taken precautionary measures, building an underwater sill to prevent further upriver progression. However, due to the lack of rain, the Army Corps predicts the saltwater could reach the metro area in late October, according to the memo received by WDSU sources.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
62252 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 9:09 am to
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Gatorade!


Kids today!

Before Gatorade you had to drink pickle juice if you played football.

Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 9:59 am to
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It's important to note that even with the sill, USACE is predicting the wedge to *potentially* get as far upstream as Orleans in October.

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The Army Corps of Engineers has taken precautionary measures, building an underwater sill to prevent further upriver progression. However, due to the lack of rain, the Army Corps predicts the saltwater could reach the metro area in late October, according to the memo received by WDSU sources.




I think I saw something a week or two ago saying that potentially, the USACE will have to raise the sill for it to remain effective. I'm not sure what the depth of the river is at the sill location, what the height of the sill is and how much it would be raised. Obviously, they want to avoid impeding river traffic. I believe the shipping channel is 42' to 45' deep.

I also seem to remember a 2nd sill being built further upstream in a low water event years ago. Maybe in the 80s?

The good news is that they seem to be on top of it and this isn't their first wienie roast. They're "monitoring the situation", if that makes you feel any better!
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41097 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 10:05 am to
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It's important to note that even with the sill, USACE is predicting the wedge to *potentially* get as far upstream as Orleans in October.


Because they have to keep a shipping channel open.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41097 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 10:06 am to
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Shouldn't be an issue in a couple of days. There's plenty of bottled water supply in America and there's no emergency like a hurricane keeping distribution away. Supply, demand, and distribution shouldn't be a problem whatsoever.


The local grocery Walmart in Meraux, had plehty of 40 packs of bottle water as of this morning.

They did not have any gallon jugs, but they haven't had any of those in a couple of weeks.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
2080 posts
Posted on 9/21/23 at 10:08 am to
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What the hell is “fear porn?”


When people, mainly media members, present/report normal information with eerie music in the background while using words and phrases that sound so dire. Like they’re trying to scare people.

See all of 2020 & 2021.


EXAMPLE: The Death counter at the bottom of CNN's feed during the entirety of COVID
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