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re: The hantavirus has made it to land in Switzerland from the cruise ship

Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by tigerlion
Member since Jul 2009
2322 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

while visiting a landfill during a bird-watching tour in the city


I’m as equally interested in stepping all over $hit to watch birds as I am in going on a cruise.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:01 pm to
Birdwatching couple at landfill is the new bat-soup.
Posted by razorbackfan4life
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2011
9445 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:05 pm to
I have a feeling it was contaminated food on the ship. But I could be wrong.

Edit: Guess this isn't a popular theory

With that said it is possible to get the virus through eating contaminated food.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 7:57 pm
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

believe the couple was responsible for bringing the virus onboard, after picking it up from rodents while visiting a landfill during a bird-watching tour in the city



Who the frick does stuff like this? Is it really enjoyable to bird watch while smelling other people’s shite? White trash morons, literally.

Quick, someone figure out the proximity of this landfill to Fauci's nearest lab.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:15 pm to
Good news is we’ll have something to entertain us until the Alien reveal, bad news is, it’s like Back to the Future 2 where you already kinda know where we going with it right out the gate.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
508 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:18 pm to
Hantavirus requires the presence of rodent feces to propogate.
Unless these people are sneezing rat shite, it ain't spreading...
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182512 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Hantavirus requires the presence of rodent feces to propogate.
Unless these people are sneezing rat shite, it ain't spreading...



It's the Andes variant of the hantavirus, which is capable of human-to-human transmission
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:31 pm to


How about the CDC's new hantavirus logo?

It captures the familiarity and comfort of the Covid logo, but upgrades with menacing, (but aesthetically pleasing) spinning-lotus-nodules.
Posted by Portballs
Member since Jun 2025
508 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

It's the Andes variant of the hantavirus


Like, Andes mountains?
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:33 pm to


This was the DEI intern's submission, but it was struck on copyright grounds.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71214 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:36 pm to
That's a Geaux Tigers
Posted by NASTY
Covington
Member since Mar 2008
643 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:38 pm to
Nah, the mints
Posted by Tigerfan1274
Member since May 2019
4690 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Like, Andes mountains?


Yes. The Andes Variant typically infects 200-300 people per year, almost all in South America. It is capable of human to human spread, but it has not shown to be highly contagious.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72497 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:43 pm to
Hantavirus vax pureblood checking in.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34286 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

man who has been hospitalized in Zurich with a strain of the hantavirus

Oh, let me take a wild guess here . . . . gay man?

AIDS first case gay man
Covid first case - gay man in Washington
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
24823 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:45 pm to
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Argentine investigators now believe the couple was responsible for bringing the virus onboard, after picking it up from rodents while visiting a landfill during a bird-watching tour in the city of Ushuaia days before the ship departed from the Argentine port on March 20.

This might be the most retarded story I’ve ever heard. Are you kidding me?
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86220 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:46 pm to
The first case was a 70 year man and his wife. They both died.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86220 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

city of Ushuaia


this gorgeous city's tourism is about to be crushed

This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 7:49 pm
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
2835 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 7:48 pm to
Monkeypox too.
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