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The Freakshow Matt Damon lookalike stole luggage again - Our Nuclear Waste Guy

Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:42 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:42 pm


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LAS VEGAS (KLAS) — An energy department official is accused of stealing luggage from Harry Reid International Airport, the 8 News Now Investigators learned Thursday.

A felony warrant was issued for Sam Brinton, a deputy assistant secretary, sources said. The charge is for grand larceny with a value between $1,200 and $5,000, records showed.

Brinton is a deputy assistant secretary of the office of spent fuel and waste disposition, according to the Office of Nuclear Energy’s website.

Brinton faces charges for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport. He was on leave after charges were filed in connection with that incident, an energy department spokesman said in November.




This post was edited on 12/8/22 at 10:45 pm
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:44 pm to
That whole "living in a simulation" thing used to sound like pure lunacy to me.

It's making more sense every day.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19969 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:45 pm to
So i saw that the gimp in the pic has a leather tail.

From what the costume looks like, there is no rear end to the costume.

So is that a butt plug tail?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:46 pm to
Can I please buttplug, I mean unplug from the simulation?
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17353 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:47 pm to
Why does this creepy loser keep stealing luggage?
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
3212 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Can I please buttplug, I mean unplug from the simulation?


One thing the Matrix got wrong... the pills were actually suppositories.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150373 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

So i saw that the gimp in the pic has a leather tail. From what the costume looks like, there is no rear end to the costume. So is that a butt plug tail?
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3402 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:51 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150373 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

Brinton faces charges for a similar incident at the Minneapolis airport. He was on leave after charges were filed in connection with that incident, an energy department spokesman said in November.
this is weird shite going on


Does he have some luggage stealing fetish
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17353 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:54 pm to
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Does he have some luggage stealing fetish


That’s one of the the least fricked up fetishes that he has.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8687 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Why does this creepy loser keep stealing luggage?




Fresh underwear to sniff, I guarantee
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2842 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

Why does this creepy loser keep stealing luggage?


Did you really look at a picture of that degenerate and wonder why his moral code isn’t consistent with yours?

Regardless of what anyone says that person is broken at a fundamental level. Of course he would be a clepto among an assortment of other things.

Don’t buy into the lie that person is anything resembling normal.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 10:57 pm to
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Does he have some luggage stealing fetish


It's either that or he just said frick it after his first arrest and is going hard in making a name for himself. Any publicity is good publicity.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39277 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

Why does this creepy loser keep stealing luggage?

Because he’s mentally deranged and there was clear and obvious evidence of that before braindead biden appointed him.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15551 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:12 pm to
I can't wrap my head around someone with a high paying job, in a high profile position, stealing random shite in a place with a lot of security cameras. ESPECIALLY just after being caught and making national news for doing the exact same thing, less than a week ago.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

I can't wrap my head around someone with a high paying job, in a high profile position, stealing random shite in a place with a lot of security cameras. ESPECIALLY just after being caught and making national news for doing the exact same thing, less than a week ago.



That's what makes this story so awesome.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75174 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:14 pm to
Kleptomaniac plus all that other extracurricular shite he has going on. frick....pick a quirk, dude.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24156 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:25 pm to
Hang on. He just got caught again when he was in the news what felt like last week for this same thing ?
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
6083 posts
Posted on 12/8/22 at 11:31 pm to
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luggage stealing fetish


Looks like that’s not his only fetish
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20153 posts
Posted on 12/9/22 at 12:03 am to
Watch this shite. He gets caught once and he's just a damn thief. But he does it again and now he is going to claim it's some kind of condition and it's not his fault. Mark this down, they will spin this and say he has a mental problem and is getting help for it before it's all over. He will probably even keep his job.

Just like every time someone gets caught doing something and runs for the nearest rehab and then claims they are an alcoholic.
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