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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread

Posted on 11/26/20 at 8:32 am to
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54895 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 8:32 am to
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She tried but she was too drunk and I had to finish with my hand. She didn't even swallow and spit half on her shirt and half on my brand new sheets

Dear Farmers' Almanac.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34472 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 8:34 am to
We had a house rented in New Braunfels. (Uncle in Hebbronville, cousin in Austin) My folks were coming in from Huntsville and we were driving from Shreveport. That all changed when I got the Rona last week. My uncle bailed. We canceled the trip.

Now we are planning on a massive Zoom call at 10 am. I’ll be drinking a breakfast stout and wearing my WKRP T-shirt.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6117 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 8:40 am to
A lot of people in America today...



Happy Thanksgiving to you all
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22166 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:01 am to
Nothing to report really. I'm watching Psych: The Movie and just finished eating some sausage balls.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:07 am to
It is your responsibility to call your cousin and convince him to come from Atlanta, with the stripper.

This thread is more important than your thanksgiving now. You have a great responsibility, don’t frick it up
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:07 am to
Been drink’n since 7:00....should be interesting!

Wife just informed me that we are eating outside due to COVID. I said HELL NO! And, “Are we gonna stay 6 feet apart?!” Which she replied...”Don’t start this shite!”

Gonna be a great day!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62788 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:09 am to
I've got a rescue dog that looks a lot like that
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:20 am to
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Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread


quote:

soccerfüt


Wait, why are you here? Doesn't this remind you of your decades dead parents?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34472 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:56 am to
Uncle who said he wasn’t coming to the house we rented (and pretty much shite canned the whole trip) because I had COVID is now bailing on the zoom call. He’s going to brunch with people.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
2998 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:58 am to
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He (with the help of the nipple pierced cousins son) found the strippers Instagram page and is showing the women different photos of her dancing and one of her kissing another stripper with tongues.


Be a real shame if you dropped that IG handle here.

Real shame
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
16440 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 9:59 am to
5 casseroles in oven warming. Fixin to heat the oil. I just took a few tokes to help ease the drama sure to come.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11613 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:01 am to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145160 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:11 am to
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My early entry:

My 45 yr old cousin (divorced x3) is coming and bringing his new girlfriend (mid 20’s) who is a stripper.

His kids don’t want to come to Thanksgiving if their dad is bringing the stripper so now they are refusing to come.

His mother (my aunt) has already called him up and told him to “leave his whore in Atlanta” and come to thanksgiving. However, when she called him - he was driving and answered on Bluetooth in his car and his stripper girlfriend heard the remarks.

Now everyone is mad at everyone and who knows who will show up.

this is why this is the best thread of the year
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54070 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:18 am to
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SECdragonmaster


Baw, I'm not trying to mind your business, but maybe you should have found an AirB&B out in bumfricked Mississippi somewhere that doesn't have internet access and just chilled by yourself.

Maybe see if the stripper is up for a change of scenery.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25203 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:23 am to
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Been drink’n since 7:00....should be interesting!

Wife just informed me that we are eating outside due to COVID. I said HELL NO! And, “Are we gonna stay 6 feet apart?!” Which she replied...”Don’t start this shite!”

Gonna be a great day!



Same, my wife doesn't understand why I'm not more concerned about tables outsidr
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68234 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:23 am to
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Turns out they were late because they stopped at a tattoo shop on the way and he got his nipples pierced. 
Have you explained to him that this is a sign that he has probably already reached his pinnacle in life? You need sit him down and explain that his is the judgment of a loser even at his age. Help that kid.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47737 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:30 am to
Just dropped the second bird in the oil. Wife is trying to recreate my grandmother’s dressing. She’s locked down in a nursing home in Texas since Laura wrecked the one she was in here. Small gathering of 8 today. Not because of the Rona but because that’s all of us that are left.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34472 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:34 am to
alajones2 took pain meds for a tooth infection before woofing down an Irish coffee. Either she’s napping or we’re having sex by noon.
Posted by Vade95
Da Parish
Member since May 2020
44 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:41 am to
Thank you and keep up the good work!
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:43 am to
Wife just fixed me my first day of the day. Was up to my standards.
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