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re: Thanksgiving Play By Play In-game Thread

Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to
I just took my second pre-lunch shite to make room for more bourbon and mac and cheese.

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:44 am to
frick this weather. Swamp nuts.
Posted by LSUJML
BR
Member since May 2008
45544 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:45 am to
quote:

My almost 80 year old father has released his full “troll” side and is poking them with comments. My mom passed a few years back and she was the only one that kept him under some degree of control. Now, he has no reason not to entertain himself.




Your Dad sounds awesome!
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:48 am to
In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.

They about to work overtime
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
13264 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:55 am to
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He (with the help of the nipple pierced cousins son) found the strippers Instagram page and is showing the women different photos of her dancing and one of her kissing another stripper with tongues.


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53953 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:57 am to
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My almost 80 year old father has released his full “troll” side and is poking them with comments. My mom passed a few years back and she was the only one that kept him under some degree of control. Now, he has no reason not to entertain himself.

I fricking love old people!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53953 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 10:59 am to
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fishfighter

Happy Thanksgiving, fish! I hope you and the family enjoy it!
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53953 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:00 am to
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In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.

Surely, you're not a rookie and you planned ahead and did the "Holiday budget"? If not, let this be a learning experience.
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 11:00 am
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:12 am to
My legitimately crazy arse 57 yr old cousin just randomly told my 13 yr old daughter to cover her ears.
She knows he's nuts and bolted out the room.
This MFer goes "Hey Mikelbr, Lisa Marie Presley is so hot, I use to jack off to her under a blanket when she was on TV."


This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 11:48 am
Posted by UASports23
Member since Nov 2009
24348 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:34 am to
Such a low bar.
Posted by Vade95
Da Parish
Member since May 2020
44 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:40 am to
I want to play! Wife’s cousin thought that it would be a good idea to smoke a bowl on the back porch. He didn’t know the windows were open. House smells like pot. Wife thinks it’s me and bitched me out...
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 12:14 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132330 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 11:54 am to
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SECdragonmaster

I want to have Thanksgiving with you.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:04 pm to
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In about a hour, the limit of my medications will be pushed to the max.


Mine is, fixing to hit up another pill.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:05 pm to
Just the wife and I.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:16 pm to
Turkey was just brought by my uncle.

Still raw. The fights begin.
Posted by Lugnut
Wesson
Member since Nov 2016
1441 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 12:51 pm to
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Been drink’n since 7:00....should be interesting! Wife just informed me that we are eating outside due to COVID. I said HELL NO! And, “Are we gonna stay 6 feet apart?!” Which she replied...”Don’t start this shite!” Gonna be a great day


Update!

Still drinking. Everyone is fixing plates now and sitting down inside! Haha!!! I’m sure my wife is about to loose it! I don’t give a shot it’s all her family anyway. I’m sure I’ll be in trouble for something in a minute
Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4160 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:01 pm to
Foremost, I don't believe half of these stories.

However, for my contribution, my younger brother's girlfriend passed on all wine and other alcoholic beverages.

Then, he subsequently informed us that his girlfriend (of a mere 5 months and one that he met on Tinder, mind you) is pregnant.

My mother handled the shock well. I thought my aunt was having a stroke.
This post was edited on 11/26/20 at 1:02 pm
Posted by Dick Jacket
Member since Nov 2016
1360 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:04 pm to
Y’all should let him baste the turkey since he’s proven his proficiency.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76290 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:05 pm to
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The best was the guy a couple of years ago who retreated during a family gathering to flog the bishop to some pron on his hand-held phone and wasn't aware that his device was streaming to a TV in the common area.


I’m always paranoid my phone is still connected to the wireless speaker in the living room so I always watch porno on mute
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 11/26/20 at 1:09 pm to
Done cooking. Couple handfuls of wife’s arse without getting swatted. There have been worse days.
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