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VolsOut4Harambe
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Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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A woman in Texas allegedly assaulted her common-law husband after he didn't respond when she asked if she was pretty.


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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20, was arrested late Tuesday after the alleged incident, the Laredo Morning Times reported, citing police. She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.


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However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story, telling police the couple was at a movie theater when she asked him if she looked pretty.




That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.


fareplay
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Is common law marriage beta?


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TheTexasTiger7
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty


I wouldn’t have told her that either.


TigerStripes06
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
How is someone in a common law marriage at 20?


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Clyde Tipton
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20


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assaulted her common-law husband




TexasTiger08
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
When I read Laredo, I was expecting penciled in eyebrows, visible tats, and a piercing.


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Packer
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez,




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PipelineBaw
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Comes down to if youd rather be a victim or a liar


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Glorious
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Sure she wants him to say it but lord knows what happens if youre caught lying to your wife

Damned if you do, damned if you don't


Also that's a rough 20 years old


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TheHarahanian
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty

I wouldn’t have told her that either.


I don't like to lie, but sometimes that's the better option. You have to know how to read the hand you're dealt.

"Hmmmm, she's fishing for a compliment. I'll just give her the compliment so the rest of the night will go smoothly."

BTW I'm only able to come up with this because I have several minutes to think about it. In real time, she'd have assaulted me too, for the same reason.
This post was edited on 4/15 at 9:54 am


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Breauxsif
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez


IWNHI


bawbarn
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20



Holy shite. She looks 40.


TheFonz
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
When you ugly, bitch-ass wife ask you if she is pretty:



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bleeng
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Dem messican girls are peaked out by 18..


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The Torch
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Laredo is barely Texas

Side Note: I nearly went to jail there years ago


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Sid in Lakeshore
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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She looks 40.


Are we sure?


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Sidicous
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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I don't like to lie, but sometimes that's the better option. You have to know how to read the hand you're dealt.

"Hmmmm, she's fishing for a compliment. I'll just give her the compliment so the rest of the night will go smoothly."

BTW I'm only able to come up with this because I have several minutes to think about it. In real time, she'd have assaulted me too, for the same reason.
It's not a lie if you are just not stating the "...for an 80+ year old woman..." As in: Sure honey, you're a very pretty lady ...for an 80+ year old woman...


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LSUGrad9295
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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IWNHI


I would have to hit it.....but only so it wouldn't hit me first.


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LSU Alumnus
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
texas.gov
findlaw.com
Seems like you just need to agree to be married.


Edit: added a link
This post was edited on 4/15 at 12:16 pm


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TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
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re: Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
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She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.

However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story,


And the cops believed him, and he didnt get arrested too for her initial account "just in case"

Well at that a turn of events...


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