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Texas woman assaults husband after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:41 am
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:41 am
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That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
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A woman in Texas allegedly assaulted her common-law husband after he didn't respond when she asked if she was pretty.
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20, was arrested late Tuesday after the alleged incident, the Laredo Morning Times reported, citing police. She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.
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However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story, telling police the couple was at a movie theater when she asked him if she looked pretty.
That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
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Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:42 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Is common law marriage beta?
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:43 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
I wouldn’t have told her that either.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:44 am to VolsOut4Harambe
How is someone in a common law marriage at 20?
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:44 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20
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assaulted her common-law husband
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:45 am to VolsOut4Harambe
When I read Laredo, I was expecting penciled in eyebrows, visible tats, and a piercing.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:45 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez,
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:46 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Comes down to if youd rather be a victim or a liar
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:46 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Sure she wants him to say it but lord knows what happens if youre caught lying to your wife
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Also that's a rough 20 years old
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Also that's a rough 20 years old
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:48 am to TheTexasTiger7
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after he doesn’t tell her she’s pretty
I wouldn’t have told her that either.
I don't like to lie, but sometimes that's the better option. You have to know how to read the hand you're dealt.
"Hmmmm, she's fishing for a compliment. I'll just give her the compliment so the rest of the night will go smoothly."
BTW I'm only able to come up with this because I have several minutes to think about it. In real time, she'd have assaulted me too, for the same reason.
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 9:54 am
Posted on 4/15/19 at 9:50 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez
IWNHI
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:25 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20
Holy shite. She looks 40.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:30 am to VolsOut4Harambe
When you ugly, bitch-arse wife ask you if she is pretty:
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:31 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Dem messican girls are peaked out by 18..
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:33 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Laredo is barely Texas
Side Note: I nearly went to jail there years ago
Side Note: I nearly went to jail there years ago
Posted on 4/15/19 at 10:38 am to bawbarn
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She looks 40.
Are we sure?
Posted on 4/15/19 at 11:16 am to TheHarahanian
quote:It's not a lie if you are just not stating the "...for an 80+ year old woman..." As in: Sure honey, you're a very pretty lady ...for an 80+ year old woman...
I don't like to lie, but sometimes that's the better option. You have to know how to read the hand you're dealt.
"Hmmmm, she's fishing for a compliment. I'll just give her the compliment so the rest of the night will go smoothly."
BTW I'm only able to come up with this because I have several minutes to think about it. In real time, she'd have assaulted me too, for the same reason.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:07 pm to Breauxsif
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IWNHI
I would have to hit it.....but only so it wouldn't hit me first.
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:14 pm to Clyde Tipton
texas.gov
findlaw.com
Seems like you just need to agree to be married.
Edit: added a link
findlaw.com
Seems like you just need to agree to be married.
Edit: added a link
This post was edited on 4/15/19 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 4/15/19 at 12:18 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.
However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story,
And the cops believed him, and he didnt get arrested too for her initial account "just in case"
Well at that a turn of events...
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