Tell us an interesting Jody story you've experienced

Jody is military jargon for when you are out in the field and some guy comes in and snakes your girlfriend or wife while you're away on duty.

I've got too many Jody stories to tell. shite happens all the time in the military when wives and girlfriends get lonely or horny and you're away too long.

Being a ranked guy I used to have to deal with it on a company and battalion level all the time ... it's a serious infraction in the military and often times does not end well.

My advice is, never bang the wife of a man who makes it living with a gun.

Do they admit to it? How does it end? Strong IN on this one

Jody Plauche in 3, 2, 1....

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Do they admit to it? How does it end? Strong IN on this one

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Jody almost always get caught eventually ... some of them seemed to consider it sport.

Usually ended either with him being brought up on UCMJ charges and busted, or if he is civilian it ends in bad violence. I witnessed it on more than one occasion. Lessons had to be taught, messages sent. Don't frick around with Joe's wife while he is out in the field or overseas fighting unless you are willing to pay the consequences.

And bitches always felt guilty and/or wanted to push buttons and they would tell eventually.

Worst case I ever saw was when a couple of guys decided to bang two of my team members' wives. I have no doubt that they seduced the two guys, the two Jodys, and they paid the price with divorces. But the two Jodys were taken to the NC beach not far from Bragg (where we were stationed) and they were beaten pretty badly. Come to think of it there were actually three but one of the wives was married to another guy with a different team and he made a deal with the husband to testify against the wife after he found out what happened to the other two guys.

It's not something you wanna frick around with, especially on a base like Fort Bragg.

Had some 18 year old kid working with us on the road. One of the older guys working with was an old drill sergeant and loved to rib the new guy, especially the younger ones. Kept telling the kid that Jody had his girl (he didn't know what that meant at first). Well after a couple hours of this, the kid decided to call his girl to prove to the guy that she wasn't messing around. He must have spent the next 2 hours calling and getting no answer. Kid was freaking out.


A couple months later he finds out that his girl got double teamed by two dudes in her apt complex. Felt pretty bad for him.

a college buddy of mine was in afghanistan and i noticed his wife had started acting weird not too long after he left...(we all three lived pretty close in college and i knew both well. a month after they got engaged, we were drinking together, and he joked that she'd probably frick around while he was gone, so i took the liberty to remind him what a selfish bitch she was and he needed to man up and end it cause he deserved better.)

he was scheduled to come home for leave for a few weeks, so i called her to see when he'd be coming and some dude answered, then promptly hung up. She called back and said that a friend had accidentally answered the phone and was talking fast and fumbling all over the place.

Over the break i told my buddy what happened and he said he already knew, and that she was cheating before he even left. he dropped her the next week.

PSA:

Jody stories for Aggies are markedly different than for heterosexual folks.

Military culture is some strange shite

Same buddy had a lot worse but that is a lot to type.

I truly feel bad because he's a good guy, but so fkn ignorant with love & women.