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re: Tell us an interesting Jody story you've experienced
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:48 pm to tiggerthetooth
I once overheard a guy named Jody tell a married gal I know that he never, ever sleeps. TTFWIW.
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Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:49 pm to yellowfin
From reading this I’m sensing lots of Eskimo brothers and crossing swords in the Aggie military
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 8:50 pm
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:50 pm to scrooster
wait, is Jody a military person who tries to bang another soldiers SO?
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:54 pm to Boo Krewe
Not just military. He makes his round in the homes of shift workers and anyone who is away from their spouse for extended periods as well.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 8:59 pm to JohnnyKilroy
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Not doubting your story, but why in the frick would the dude answer her phone? I don't even answer my wife's phone. Hell no am I even touching my girlfriend's phone.
yeah, i've always wondered that. i'm not sure.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:07 pm to tiggerthetooth
True Jody from when I was in the 25th Infantry Division at Schofield Barracks. Joe comes home to find wifey and Jody going at it. Joe decides that it ain’t worth it and walks out of the house and heads to the car. Wife is pissed because she was caught, grabs a knife and follows Joe to the front yard and stabs him to death.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:10 pm to Masterag
My first time as Officer of the Day as a butter bar I read the standing orders and saw I was to visit the brig if we had any prisoners. So sure enough I called and we had a former Sgt. This was when we still had Red-Line Brigs so discipline was strictly enforced. I visited the guy and could tell at one time he had been quite the Marine. He told me his story because he wanted to talk to someone since talking wasn’t really allowed in the brig. He came home from deployment a day early, didn’t tell his wife because he wanted to surprise her. Got a ride home and as he entered the house he thought his wife was being attacked so grabbed his old .45. When he walked in he saw his neighbor cornholing his wife. He claims he doesn’t remember doing it but he knee capped both of them. So he was convicted of “maiming”.....hate it for him but I am sure the wife and Jody thought about their actions with every straight leg step they took the rest of their lives.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:19 pm to tiggerthetooth
I've told this on here before, but I'll tell it again
I heard about a friend of mine that was in Iraq and called home, his wife says she thinks they should have an open marriage. He comes home and she's blown through all his savings and within 6 months is pregnant with someone else's kid.
But they were stationed in Kentucky where you can't divorce your pregnant wife no matter what. So he had to stay married to her until she squeezed out the little bastard. Poor guy
I heard about a friend of mine that was in Iraq and called home, his wife says she thinks they should have an open marriage. He comes home and she's blown through all his savings and within 6 months is pregnant with someone else's kid.
But they were stationed in Kentucky where you can't divorce your pregnant wife no matter what. So he had to stay married to her until she squeezed out the little bastard. Poor guy
Posted on 8/20/18 at 9:39 pm to Will Cover
What happened baw
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:25 pm to Boo Krewe
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wait, is Jody a military person who tries to bang another soldiers SO?
He's pretty big in the oilfield too.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
Was out of state on business(VA).. headed a team of 2 chicks and 2 guys + myself (all from different states)
Ended up snagging a chick (I was the manager, she was the sub) from OK on the 3rd night and sprayed guys for the 2 weeks that followed... she was married, but I didn't care one bit... when she snuck into my room to wake me up with a BJ on the 4th day, and all care went out the window
Thank God she was fixed... or so she told me...
Long story short:
I may have a kid in OK... don't know
Ended up snagging a chick (I was the manager, she was the sub) from OK on the 3rd night and sprayed guys for the 2 weeks that followed... she was married, but I didn't care one bit... when she snuck into my room to wake me up with a BJ on the 4th day, and all care went out the window
Thank God she was fixed... or so she told me...
Long story short:
I may have a kid in OK... don't know
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:44 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Was out of state on business(VA).. headed a team of 2 chicks and 2 guys + myself (all from different states)
Ended up snagging a chick (I was the manager, she was the sub) from OK on the 3rd night and sprayed guys for the 2 weeks that followed... she was married, but I didn't care one bit... when
You snagged a chick on day 3 then started spraying the guys for the next 2 weeks?
You sick sob.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:47 pm to Tiger Ryno
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You snagged a chick on day 3 then started spraying the guys for the next 2 weeks?
You sick sob.
Hey bud, I was 21 and she was 34 and fixed (or so she said)...
YES!!! I SPRAYED THEM GUTS
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:53 pm to tiggerthetooth
An old man once told me:
“If you sleep with a married woman make sure her husband is a big guy. A big guy will beat the hell out of you but a little guy will shoot you.”
“If you sleep with a married woman make sure her husband is a big guy. A big guy will beat the hell out of you but a little guy will shoot you.”
Posted on 8/20/18 at 10:59 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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sprayed guys for the 2 weeks that followed.
Thank you for sharing. You came to the right place.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:13 pm to Wolfhound45
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True Jody from when I was in the 25th Infantry Division at Schofield Barracks. Joe comes home to find wifey and Jody going at it. Joe decides that it ain’t worth it and walks out of the house and heads to the car. Wife is pissed because she was caught, grabs a knife and follows Joe to the front yard and stabs him to death.
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:20 pm to notiger1997
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Homeboy jumped in the closet to hide and all was well until the his own wife called him and the cell phone rang. He got shot in the stomach for that little fck up.
Women have an amazing sense about when to call at just the wrong time...
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:31 pm to armytiger96
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not an Urban Legend after all Literally Germans!
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Schap then carried the bloodied head in a sports bag emblazoned with the logo "Head" to a hospital where his 26-year-old wife was undergoing emergency gynecological treatment, prosecutors told the court.
Diane Schap, who confirmed that she is pregnant by Glover, said in halting testimony earlier this week that her husband entered her hospital room, set the head on a bedside table and said, "Look Diane, Glover's here. He'll sleep with you every night, only you won't sleep at night."
Holy shite...
Posted on 8/20/18 at 11:41 pm to tiggerthetooth
While in the Marines, I lived off base my last year and a half after I got married. Our house was across the street from an officer who worked in the brig and he had lots of stories of course. Told us one where a wife was cheating on the hubby while he was gone and it continued after he got back, I guess one day he confronted her on it and an argument ensued. She starts grabbing clothes ect and goes to throw her stuff in the trunk of his car to leave, pops it open and ol Jody's body was in there.
In USMC bootcamp, you dont have access to tv ect so once a week our Sr would stack 2 footlockers in front of him and read from the Marine Corps Times and pretty much just tell us about what to expect after basic. We were told a story where a D.I was with his platoon on grass week out at the range and apparently he forgot something and went home to get it only to walk in and hear his wife getting it on with Jody. He goes into the bedroom with his NCO Sword and drives it through both of them. The guy was on top, he died instantly, the wife on the bottom took it through the stomach, laid there and bled to death. After he told us this story he said "So when you get out there in the fleet, you'd better pay attention to who takes you home because THIS may not be worth it. Pulled out his NCO Sword and drove it into the footlocker he had in front of him and walked away... the sword just wobbled back and forth. Fk that
In USMC bootcamp, you dont have access to tv ect so once a week our Sr would stack 2 footlockers in front of him and read from the Marine Corps Times and pretty much just tell us about what to expect after basic. We were told a story where a D.I was with his platoon on grass week out at the range and apparently he forgot something and went home to get it only to walk in and hear his wife getting it on with Jody. He goes into the bedroom with his NCO Sword and drives it through both of them. The guy was on top, he died instantly, the wife on the bottom took it through the stomach, laid there and bled to death. After he told us this story he said "So when you get out there in the fleet, you'd better pay attention to who takes you home because THIS may not be worth it. Pulled out his NCO Sword and drove it into the footlocker he had in front of him and walked away... the sword just wobbled back and forth. Fk that
This post was edited on 8/20/18 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 8/21/18 at 12:07 am to drockw1
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carried the bloodied head in a sports bag emblazoned with the logo "Head" to a hospital
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her husband entered her hospital room, set the head on a bedside table and said, "Look Diane, Glover's here. He'll sleep with you every night, only you won't sleep at night."
Ok, I'll admit I lol'd
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