re: Tell us an interesting Jody story you've experienced

Came back from deployment and one of the guys on my boat went home to find out his wife had been fricking some other guy. He put his 2 young children in a closet, shot his wife, and then shot himself.

The end.

Sort of a Jody story.

My first few years with my company I was on the projects team, basically I was out for 6 weeks back for a week. My first project was in Laredo, Texas. My FIL, who travels very frequently for work offered to take me to the airport. On the way he gave me some fatherly advice (my father passed away when I was 11). Anyway right before I left he said look, do you know about Jody, which at that point I had no idea. He said all of the seasoned guys will mess with you, tell you how Jody is banging your wife, etc, do not let it bother you or they will eat you up.

So not 10 minutes after I got to site the jokes started running in, and I just responded that "well if Jody is there, he better cut the grass and wash the car". Everyone laughed and we moved on. Had my FIL not warned me I might have gotten worked up, and construction guys are ruthless. Which brings me to story two:

A couple of weeks later we got a new engineer, fresh out of UCLA. His first day, the Jody jokes started pouring in and he got HEATED. Started yelling, calling his wife. He ended up calling his service manager, demobing that day, and resigning within the week.

TL:DR FIL warned me not to let Jody jokes bother me. New engineer got so worried about Jody he quit his job.

Yeah, it was an incredible tale. I was appointed as a summary court officer to account for the personal effects of a Soldier who had drowned while assigned to the replacement detachment. When I asked my legal counsel how to perform my duties (you are not taught this as a young lieutenant), he handed me the summary case file for the Joe who was stabbed to death. Told me to follow the same format.

Is it a "Jody" story when your buddy's gf turns out to be an escort?


Someone finds our friend's GF on Backpage
They tell our friend
He pulls up the ad, screencaps it and waits til she gets home

Upon walking through the door he tells her, you have one chance to tell the truth, "Have you cheated"

She lies, and he immediately emails the Backpage ad to her parents and a few friends

Three weeks into basic training at Ft McClellan (1980's), I get a dear John letter saying that I had been replaced by a good friend of mine. About a couple of weeks later, I called home and found out that my friend dumped her, I guess he didn't like what he was getting or whatever. Anyway, I get another letter from her saying that she fricked up, bla, bla, and wanted to see if we could get back together. I never responded, moved on with my life.

It's a sad mountain of stories, really.

You hear stories about the local singles bars being crowded with young married babes looking for strange D every time a unit is deployed or in the field.

And these young babes's marriages are fairly new marriages.

Don't ask me what causes this phenomenon. I was involved in such things only from the perspective of an officer trying to manage and suppress the phenomenon.

There WAS a nice little escort service near Bragg that offered dates with their girls, many of them local married women. CID shut that down and ruined all of the fun and extra income. IMHO, having the young women working it at an escort service for extra money is a LOT better then having them crowd the single's bars giving it away for free. Am I wrong?

I mean, imagine the possibilities.

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It's a sad mountain of stories, really.

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young enlisted guys do some stupid shite, can't recall how many instances of some young dorky dude, never been away from home, never been laid, joins the military because he's got nothing else to do, ends up marrying the first slut that lets him put his dick in her, many times it's a stripper with a couple of kids fathered by some other young dumbasses, situation perpetuates itself

When I was an instructor at Ft. Knox I was at the NCO Club one night when a ruckus broke out in the parking lot. The first we know of anything going on was the MPs pulling up with sirens blazing. We go outside to see what was going on. We see her screaming a whaling while another guy (the husband from what I was told) is being hauled off in cuffs. As for Jody he’s shirtless and his face is covered in blood while he holds a towel to his nose. Apparently, from what other bystanders told us, the husband came in from the field to find his wife was not home. He came there and saw their car in the parking lot where he found his wife riding Jody’s dick like a champ.

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Not sure if it’s true or Urban Legend but I’ve heard on multiple occasions a story of a Joe that brought Jody’s severed head to her at the hospital while she was in labor.

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