re: Tell me the perks of getting old

The old joke is:

The upside of getting old is that if you want to, you can walk down the streets in your bathrobe yelling at the squirrels and people will just let it go because they think you are old and senile.

The downside of getting old is, sometimes you wake up and realize you are in your bathrobe in the middle of the street and have been yelling at squirrels.

You can laugh, cough, sneeze, fart, and pee all at the same time.

There are no perks to getting old
It fricking sucks

For me when I hit my 50s, I really started making money. All the mistakes and hard knocks become worth it if you stick with what you do and don't give up. The problem is the aches, pains, bad knees etc. makes it a little harder to enjoy it.

Found the gym and weights.
My 40’s look way better than my 30’s.

I’m only 64. When I get old I’ll report back

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Tell me the perks of getting old

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You get a 10% discount at Dairy Queen

Life sentences are shorter and shorter so less of a deterrent.

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Tell me the perks of getting old

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a life sentence is no longer the deterrent it once was.