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re: Taylor Swift’s new album features a song about Travis Kelce’s penis called “Wood”

Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:00 am to
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12385 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:00 am to
quote:

Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days

Imagine listening to pop music ever.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
179042 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:03 am to
quote:

Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days



Making fun of something does not = offended

Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101851 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:09 am to
You're 36 Tay.


Write a song about your marriage. Or Motherhood. This is cringe.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21720 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Write a song about your marriage. Or Motherhood.


There actually is one on the album:

quote:

[Chorus]
I just want you, huh
Have a couple kids, got the whole block looking like you
We tell the world to leave us the frick alone, and they do, wow
Got me dreaming 'bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down, got a wish (Wish) list (List)
I just want you


This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 10:18 am
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37824 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:24 am to
Music board
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6654 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:28 am to
Great spot for Kelce to be in. When this whole thing inevitably blows up and he's back on the market, there's a whole arse song on the charts from the most popular with women musician about how great his pecker is. Every woman will have heard it.

I don't really care for either one of them, but good on you bro.
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3394 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:48 am to
I used to be, at worst, agnostic towards her because she kept it fairly vanilla compared to other pop starlets, but now, she’s in the mud with the rest of them.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40463 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:50 am to
Yea Travis definitely wins here. Piped a song out of Taylor that will live on the internet til he’s gone.
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 10:51 am
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
931 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:52 am to
She’s an adult who markets to teenagers.

As a board filled with parents, I think it’s appropriate for a collective “what the frick”
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73100 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:02 am to
Your teenagers also listen to Cardi B, Nicki Minaj and Sexy Red.

This was a hit song.

quote:

Thuggin' with my rounds
My coochie pink
My bootyhole brown
Where the niggas?
I'm looking for the hoes
Quit playin' ****
Come suck a bitch toes


Or

WAP was played on the radio.


Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30800 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:03 am to
How does a person end up reading Taylor Swift lyrics?
What the frick did you do?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293506 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:04 am to
quote:


Imagine listening to pop music ever.


Particularly as an adult.

Posted by EphesianArmor
Member since Mar 2025
2166 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:05 am to
YUK

Today's biggest corrupting influence on young ladies is a wicked witch casting spells.


(Double-entendre):

quote:

"The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah)"



Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
50578 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:11 am to
Gross
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
931 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:13 am to
So because others are releasing songs that are gross and cringey, I should be okay with it and not call it for what it is?

My 5 year old daughter deserves better from artists who actively pursue a younger audience.

If you actively pursue an adult audience, whatever. It’s gross, but adults can pick and choose. But she doesn’t. She markets to younger audiences.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
1363 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Her fans are saying the same thing


While still selling out her concerts and buying up her albums?

bullshite.
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
36225 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:21 am to
quote:

My 5 year old daughter deserves better from artists who actively pursue a younger audience.

My 5 year old has no idea who Taylor swift is, that’s on you baw.
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
8738 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:23 am to
That's terrible for many reasons.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58818 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:26 am to
Her trying to be all sexual and cutesy like her little friend Sabrina carpenter is pretty cringe.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
105893 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:28 am to
quote:

If you actively pursue an adult audience, whatever. It’s gross, but adults can pick and choose. But she doesn’t. She markets to younger audiences.


She markets to a demographic thats similar to her own age. Her newer albums have been “older” content. She gained younger audiences when she re-recorded her older albums she made when she was younger.

She doesn’t owe anyone to perpetually market to a younger demographic. She’s allowed to be an adult and have adult content if she so chooses.

Just like you’re allowed to be a parent and tell your kid no if you don’t think the content is appropriate. Parenting is hard sometimes. You’ll be alright.
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