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re: Taylor Swift’s new album features a song about Travis Kelce’s penis called “Wood”

Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59285 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 3:32 pm to
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The OT will be happy to hear that my wife and her Swiftie friends say this new album sucks

Can you tell your wife and her friends they are not allowed to change their minds like Swifties always do. It will let me go to more tour stops next time. Thanks.
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
35785 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 4:05 pm to
She should be ashamed but it seems she's lost her way, too bad really.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6355 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:41 pm to
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I’ve been told over and over again that she’s this generation’s Bob Dylan or even Robert Frost.


You have not, unless you only talk to teenage girls.
Posted by Hobie101
Member since May 2012
1187 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:44 pm to


If one of the richest women in the world wrote a nice song about my dong, I’d be sooo happy
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 6:54 pm
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
3805 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:47 pm to
The Taylor Swift story arc from heart of gold middle American teen to dumb childless washed up whore has been pretty bleak
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13400 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:50 pm to
Call me a grown man but its time for TS to grow up and join the rest of the actual adults. Leave this dumb pop music for the kids.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8572 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 6:58 pm to
She should go back to country, get fat, and pop out some children. Her songs would get better.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
55202 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:02 pm to
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And trashy girl-boss moms maxing out their Discover cards to take their young daughters to see/hear this tasteless garbage.
trashy women make the world go round
Posted by DVA Tailgater
Bunkie
Member since Jan 2011
3497 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:07 pm to
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The Taylor Swift story arc from heart of gold middle American teen to dumb childless washed up whore has been pretty bleak


A commentary on society, really, particularly millennial white women.

Gen Z must save us
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134946 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:11 pm to
Thoroughly unimpressive lyrics.

Should have gone with


"Hell score a touch down...here."
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60859 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:17 pm to
You're probably right. You'll get no argument from me
Posted by Whatafrekinchessiebr
somewhere down river
Member since Nov 2013
1718 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:18 pm to
They can’t continue to go for the old stuff?
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55914 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:19 pm to
I wish an attractive woman would write a hit song about MY penis.
Posted by realbuffinator
Member since Nov 2023
1367 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:25 pm to
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You're 36 Tay.


Write a song about your marriage. Or Motherhood. This is cringe.


Her next album will have a song about dried up eggs
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16995 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:28 pm to
Her business model is appealing to girls from 12 to 25.


She’s basically going to keep getting more desperate as she ages if this is the way it’s gonna go.

May as well chill and start singing country songs for a more mature audience.
Posted by cassopher
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2010
813 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:29 pm to
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Imagine getting offended over pop lyrics these days


Imagine being young enough to give a shite about Taylor Swift lyrics!
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16995 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:31 pm to
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Shaking my damn head at grown men obsessing over this shite like teeny boppers and their Mid life crisis Suburban moms.


It’s kind of relevant though because the way this group votes is ruining the country.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23206 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 7:49 pm to
A song about a liberal man's penis should be called Toothpick not Wood.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
27816 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:06 pm to
She has to be mentally challenged to be her age writing lyrics like that.
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7036 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 8:10 pm to
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A song about a liberal man's penis should be called Toothpick not Wood.


Some of y'all need to go outside and touch some grass. Not everything is political.
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