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re: Tailgating on the Interstate

Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:11 am to
Posted by swamie
Where opportunity meets hard work
Member since Jan 2007
27253 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 12:11 am to
quote:

MOVE!!


Why the frick do people get in the left lane if they aren’t prepared to haul arse? Stay to the right.



I have 6 cars in front of me because an 18 wheeler is going 70 in the left lane, trying to pass another 18 wheeler going 65 in the right lane. After all 8 of us pass the 18 wheelers, there's a steady diet of vehicles going 60-65 in the right lane. Wait your turn, we're all trying to pass. In the meantime, I'm sure you can see that car seat in my back seat since you're on top of my trunk, I'd appreciate it if you at least gave the kid a chance when you have to slam on your brakes.


And if you see me giving 2-3 car lengths to the car in front of me, that's not an invitation to squeeze in. That's my 2 seconds to stop instead of going through the other car's trunk, which you've now reduced to 0 should they slam the brakes when you squeezed in. Congrats, you're one car closer for the next 2 miles at least.
This post was edited on 6/22/19 at 12:19 am
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6823 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 1:18 am to
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Tailgating on the Interstate


Austin, TX interpretation of tailgating on the interstate:

Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 5:03 am to
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Since when is the left lane the “haul arse” lane?


Since always. It's the passing lane. Which means pass someone quickly and then move back over. If people would use the left lane correctly, there wouldn't be tailgating in the left lane.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42720 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 5:37 am to
More people understood the rules of the road and drove the appropriate speed. Now so many people are texting/talking and a big group seem to be driving Ms Daisy going too slow/not paying attention. Another contingent are semis That simply can’t accelerate/break as needed. Add them all up and you get lots of people causing rolling road blocks for the rest of us that can comfortably drive at interstate speed but now can’t because of asshats
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
21578 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 5:56 am to
Some people drive their car like they are playing Mario Cart.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76146 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:18 am to
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These big veiny dickheads will not only tailgate in the middle lane, they'll also tailgate in the right lane at times.


PS: RA’ed

Move to Aggie Board

Posted by SNAKERIVER
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2016
429 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 6:36 am to
I get staying out of the left on the open road but I had a dump truck on my butt in rush hour on 10 near downtown! Where the heck did he think I could go? People need to slow down a little. Drivers who act like turds rarely kill themselves, just the rest of us.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10051 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:18 am to
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I just take my foot off the accelerator and watch them flail around like frickin' apes in my rearview mirror.


One of my favorite things to do.
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6195 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:24 am to
Adaptive Cruise Control is the shite. Wife’s new vehicle has it and I love it. I set the cruise at 85 with a 3 car length distance and just steer. When the left lane is clear, I move over and pass slow drivers then move back into the right lane and the vehicle slows to match speed of the next vehicle I’m following. It’s beautiful.
Posted by LAcajun2
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2017
178 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:47 am to
The worst is people on 1 lane roads e.g. Highland. If I’m going 50 mph and you want to come ride my arse then we are going to take a nice Sunday drive for a while
Posted by bengalfan50
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2009
2691 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 7:48 am to
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There’s actually quite a few big studies that show there’s a link between tailgaters and low I.Q. gays.

So there is no hope of the low IQ gay gays moving over to negate the need for tailgating.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50016 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

The left lane is always the haul arse lane


Left lane is for passing only. If I was a cop I would target ppl like you. Speeding and illegal lane usage.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4511 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:17 am to
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Just as sure as black folk call the whole damn church to come help change a flat, so goes the middle/late middle aged white woman who tailgates. That, or a mid-20's white/ metrosexual/ white bitch arse soyboy: both are essentially the same but with different gonads. Look and see the next time it happens on who it is. On a rare occasion it's anybody but the 2 ethnic groups described above, but 98% of the time it's the white woman or her white knight... every time.

In my experience, it’s roughly 50% of the time, with the other ~50% being Latreesha, the 280-lb Big Mac-guzzling black woman with 4-inch lime-green fingernails thrashing her brand new Maxima. #WakandaForever
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:19 am to
I’ll break check the F out of any and all tards that do this.

Pull over at nearest sonic if it makes you mad.
Posted by CyrustheVirus
Member since Jan 2013
2911 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:34 am to
I had a woman in her 50s tailgate me the other day. Thing is, I’m going 70 in the left lane and about 3 car lengths behind a car and a long line of cars with no where to go. Before I knew it, she sped around me and cut it close to my car to squeeze in. She then motions that I need to get over to the right lane as she rides the arse of the person in front. She did all that and had no where to go after.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Yes. I consider it assault in a lot of instances. I-


If you aren't a woman, you should pull a Bruce Jenner.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30010 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:51 am to
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Since when is the left lane the “haul arse” lane?


I dont care if I'm doing 110, if I'm not passing someone, I'm not in the left lane.

Somebody might be trying to go 120 to pass me.
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:55 am to
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Do you find this has gotten exponentially worse in recent years? I remember it being a rare occurrence but now it seems there’s more idiots riding bumpers at 75+ mph. They’re basically putting their life in the hands of the random person in front, who’s probably texting. Help me understand OT.

How about getting the frick over out of the fast lane? But I think a lot of the problems stem from semi trucks. I remember the day before Hurricane Michael hit last year, I was riding the interstate back home (2-3 hr drive) and man was it a fast fricking trip that day all because there was hardly any semi's on the road. It took me about half way to realize why I was making such great time. Usually the right two lanes are full of semi's trying to pass each other, which leaves the fast lane with cars trying to get +1 mph faster than the semi in the middle lane to pass them. You know I don't think a cop would give a frick if you sped up to pass the semi and got the frick out of the fast lane. Then slow your arse back down if need be.
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 8:57 am to
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MOVE!!


Why the frick do people get in the left lane if they aren’t prepared to haul arse? Stay to the right.

And if you wanna pass, have a sense of urgency. Don’t go 66 around the guy in front of you going 65. This happens daily on the ABB. I’ll saw you’re fricking bumper off for that shite.
Exactly!

You can tell who are the slow arse drivers holding up traffic by they way they comment. Then you got alphas like me and you who aren't afraid to go a bit over the speed limit.
Posted by Grassy1
Member since Oct 2009
7330 posts
Posted on 6/22/19 at 9:07 am to
I find it amusing to watch people get 5' off the bumper of someone in front of them, totally trusting someone they've never met to maintain a safe following distance in front of them so they both don't wreck. And they're trusting the person in front of them too.

But you never hear of anyone getting a ticket for it unless they actually bend metal.
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