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Success hitting on a waitress or bartender while they’re working?

Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:19 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12057 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:19 am
Not hooking up with someone who happens to be one of these, but anyone had success hitting on and eventually hooking up with a waitress or bartender as a customer?

Got a creepy co worker who constantly does this at lunch or at happy hours. Doubt it has ever worked for him. I can recall once in my youth it working out with a bartender, but I was a regular in a group of common acquaintances.

Any success stories?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:20 am to
You work at Starbucks huh?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Working with a bartender


What was his name?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:21 am to
Don’t do it. It’s a shitty thing to do
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10150 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:21 am to
quote:

but anyone had success hitting on and eventually hooking up with a waitress or bartender as a customer?




Bitches love money, so I didn't have much success.
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 12:22 pm
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13848 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:21 am to

I wouldn't know if they were truly interested, or just padding their tip like a stripper.
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2081 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:22 am to
Lies incoming
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3275 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:23 am to
I know a good ole baw (who definitely posts here) that hit on his waitress and is now married to her with a gaggle of kids.

Add-On: I bet the waitresses at Piccadilly would be receptive to this.
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 11:25 am
Posted by schexyoung
Deaf Valley
Member since May 2008
6534 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:23 am to
I married one at LSU. Took a few attempts at writing my number on the ticket, but she got the idea.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4857 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:24 am to
"Hey sugartits, what's cooking afterhours?"

works 80% everytime.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162194 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:24 am to
Bartenders tend to choose the guys they want to be with

No point in flirting with them. If they're interested they'll let it be known

If anything you'd do better to not show interest

Waitresses...well I don't know about that one. But I've spent enough time in bars to know about the bartenders
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:25 am to
Years ago. Went to TP for Lingerie Week. Buddy hit on a fine looking brown skin waitress. They hooked up a few times but she, like most chicks there was batshite crazy
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1613 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:25 am to
spoken like a true InCel. just don't do it. Go find a person who is not required to serve you to keep their job.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3275 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:25 am to
quote:

"Hey sugartits, what's cooking afterhours?"


I’d recommend “do you like cocaine?”
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52910 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:25 am to
Yea all the chicks at twin peaks love my Harley t shirts
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:26 am to
quote:

Any success stories?



If you are willing to pay for it, just discreetly make the offer. You'll either get slapped and tossed out the bar, or you'll come to an agreement.


You're pretty much wasting your time in between. They like money, not you.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18636 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:27 am to
For those who ever have or have considered leaving your number and a note to a waitress on your check - she will absolutely take a picture of it and send to her groupchat for them to look you up on Facebook and clown your 50 year old divorced arse
Posted by Yaboylsu63
Member since Mar 2014
1525 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:27 am to
I never had any success with it, but a friend of mine who gives zero fricks hits on waitresses all the time. He thinks it’s cool but he comes off as really creepy.

Either way one time when he was good and drunk at Hooters, he asked the waitress if she would sit on his face. She laughed and thought it was funny, they exchanged numbers and later did hook up.

I guess if you take 1000 shots one will eventually land.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:28 am to
Never a waitress or bartender, but about 10 years ago, I did successfully bed the crazy chick who used to cut my hair.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16314 posts
Posted on 1/9/23 at 11:29 am to
Once. Hooters chic on a slow day at the outside tables. 2 girls working the outside, but only 2 tables (others were rugrats throwing forks down to watch them pick them up). When they weren't doing anything, they'd hang with us. We all went out after their shift, and I managed to hook up with her that night.

I had female friends in common with her that also met up with her at the bar, so it allowed her to let her guard down and get comfortable. I killed the vibe by the next weekend when she gave me the "working there to pay for school" line, and I was generally interested and started asking questions. Especially when she made the mistake of saying the same school and degree Found out she only went there for a year, and decided she makes enough money waitressing so dropped out and started pulling more shifts.
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