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PortHudsonPlaya
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Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
The ol’ reach out for a handshake then pull your colleague in to you somewhat knocking them off balance immediately making them feel inferior.

The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.

The eye stare while your colleague is talking causing him to look down or away and feel uncomfortable.

Immediately dominate both armrests on joined seats.

What else you got, OT?

GO!!!!
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Rouge
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
I think you are Skillet's retarded cousin
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TheCaterpillar
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
I love farting at the urinal and saying "Goddamn bullfrogs got loose in the office again"


ETA:

I'm kidding. The OP is a douche if he does these things intentionally because he thinks they're alpha.
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JetsetNuggs
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
A true Alpha doesn't think about being an alpha, he just is


SlapahoeTribe
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
I order neat scotch doubles at the strip club.


LSUGrad9295
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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Subtle alpha moves you regularly use



PIIHB


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upgrayedd
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.

You know this is how the gays communicate that they're DTF in the bathroom, right?


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TheCaterpillar
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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I order neat scotch doubles at the strip club.



Nothing like Dewars in a dirty glass to get the mood right



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Clyde Tipton
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
Hover balls. It's similar to the hover hand but inversely exudes supreme confidence.


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JuiceTerry
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
Every single one of those moves are limp dick beta moves by try hard limp dick betas


Displaced
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.

Great reason to get me to search out the urinal "splash angle".


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TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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A true Alpha doesn't think about being an alpha, he just is


Exactly. Someone that has to try isnt an alpha.


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Joshjrn
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Member since Dec 2008
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
OP is a beta douche.


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Jim Rockford
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
Denali Edition Sierra with platinum truck nuts.


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Philzilla2k
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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A true Alpha doesn't think about being an alpha, he just is

Yeah, alpha don’t play games


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Mr Clean
Columbia Fan
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Member since Aug 2006
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
I don’t do subtle.

I just pull up on your ass.


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Richard Flagget
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Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
4431 posts

re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.


That's easily countered by just pissing in the same urinal you're using and staring at you until you pinch your dick closed and go finish in the sink.



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Mr. Hangover
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Member since Sep 2003
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.


If you did this to me, I would piss all over your foot and you wouldn’t do anything you little bitch. How is that for an alpha move?


Janky
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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
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Every single one of those moves are limp dick beta moves by try hard limp dick betas



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JuiceTerry


This guy knows beta moves.


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