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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:29 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:29 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:30 am to PortHudsonPlaya
I scratch my junk and rearrange myself while never breaking eye contact... they will look, but I keep my eyes looking ahead... so when they look back, I'm already there waiting for them, not giving a frick
Subtle, but effective
Subtle, but effective
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:34 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:35 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Pissing in the center of the toilet to make as much noise as possible
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:36 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Checking knuckles in the Sonic parking lot
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:37 am to Mr. Hangover
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I would piss all over your foot
Ultimate alpha move. Marking your territory
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:43 am to Nado Jenkins83
Something tells me OP is having one of those life defining moments as he realizes he is, in fact, a beta.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:45 am to Nado Jenkins83
I also make sure they can see my massive hog while I'm pissing
Gotta project dominance 24/7/365 baw
Gotta project dominance 24/7/365 baw
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 11:46 am
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:46 am to PortHudsonPlaya
While you are playing games with your co-workers Jody is in bed with your wife laying the real alpha pipe.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:52 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Starting new topics in the OT is an overt alpha move
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:53 am to Obtuse1
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I also make sure they can see my massive hog while I'm pissing
Showing your junk to other men is not projecting dominance, fruitcake.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:56 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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The ol’ reach out for a handshake then pull your colleague in to you somewhat knocking them off balance immediately making them feel inferior
Colleague thinks you’re a flamer trying to get too close. Makes you seem inferior and clingy.
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior
Makes you look like a short Manlet. Guy next to you towering over your inferior stature.
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The eye stare while your colleague is talking causing him to look down or away and feel uncomfortable
Colleague thinks you’re wanting to connect emotionally. He looks away to show he has no interest
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 11:57 am
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:56 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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The ol’ reach out for a handshake then pull your colleague in to you somewhat knocking them off balance immediately making them feel inferior.
The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.
The eye stare while your colleague is talking causing him to look down or away and feel uncomfortable.
So you pull your coworkers in close when shaking hands, spread your feet out to touch theirs while at a urinal and make uncomfortably prolonged eye contact with them?
I wouldn't be thinking that coworker's an alpha, I can tell you that much.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:57 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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The ol’ reach out for a handshake then pull your colleague in to you somewhat knocking them off balance immediately making them feel inferior.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:58 am to PortHudsonPlaya
If a baw tailgates me on the interstate, I instantly press “down” on my cruise control five times so I can enjoy it more.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:58 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.
I piss all over the guys shoes next to me in the urinal if they are too close to me.
I also take a look at their dick and shake my head at the person with a look of sadness.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:59 am to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/20/19 at 11:59 am to PortHudsonPlaya
It’s painfully obvious when people overcompensate alpha traits.
It just makes you look pathetic and self conscious
It just makes you look pathetic and self conscious
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:04 pm to SouthTiger504
Posted on 5/20/19 at 12:05 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Noticing some other guy is texting my girlfriend, then asking the OT what I should do.
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