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re: Subtle alpha moves you regularly use
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:03 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:03 pm to BayouCatFan
Alpha as frick
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Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:05 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
OP lies. He doesn’t do any of that shite.
I have never had anyone pull that shite on me before. That’s retarded.
I have never had anyone pull that shite on me before. That’s retarded.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
Did he really post that?
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:10 pm to TH03
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Did he really post that?
yes he really did
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:14 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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The ol’ reach out for a handshake then pull your colleague in to you somewhat knocking them off balance immediately making them feel inferior.
The wide split at the urinal causing the next guy to stand with his feet together feeling inferior.
The eye stare while your colleague is talking causing him to look down or away and feel uncomfortable.
Immediately dominate both armrests on joined seats.
these are all the hallmarks of highly insecure, angry people
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:35 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/20/19 at 1:38 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
500 lbs warm-up on the squat rack.....sans belt.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:03 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
When friends will start talking about a show they watched when they were kids, I’ll just go “sorry I was too busy playing outside” so alpha
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:04 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Alphas don’t do that pretend bullshite.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:07 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:19 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I'm kidding. The OP is a douche if he does these things intentionally because he thinks they're alpha.
Kind of stealing yours, but I do walk through the office of secretaries and I call them secretaries, and usually intro with" How are my girls doing today?" As I'm leaving I always trail with saying "If it walks like a duck and it (insert excessive reverberating noise from my arse) like a duck, then well girls, that was no duck...."
You asked for the subtle move so.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:27 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
You sure do like to get closer to other dudes and gaze in their eyes. That’s gay. You’re gay. You’re not an Alpha. You’re a gamma.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:29 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
You are one of those neckbeard guys who thinks he is alpha...but no one else cares about you existence. Meaning you aren't alpha...just annoying
Posted on 5/20/19 at 2:29 pm to tgrbaitn08
Notice, they put him on the ground floor
Posted on 5/20/19 at 3:20 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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...order neat scotch doubles...
The very definition of a "wee" dram and inherently and intrinsically alpha.
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:23 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Ridiculous
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:44 pm to WestlakeTiger
Whenever I'm at a football game, I'll usually drop the "so this is where all the dicks hang out" line. Pretty much kills everytime and gets me some high fives from other guys waiting to piss.
Also, having your dong fully out so that when the gun in front of you is done you can get right to pissing. It says to the rest of the bathroom that you are considerate and there to do work.
Also, having your dong fully out so that when the gun in front of you is done you can get right to pissing. It says to the rest of the bathroom that you are considerate and there to do work.
This post was edited on 5/20/19 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:46 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Walking “squared off” in crowds instead of turning.
Doing the “alpha stare down” with big guys to assert dominance
Doing the “alpha stare down” with big guys to assert dominance
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:47 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Taking a work call while pooping
Posted on 5/20/19 at 4:51 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Hold that handshake a couple of seconds longer.
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