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re: Still a little bit drunk this morning.. missing my baby girl
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:52 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:52 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Your baby girl has 99 problems and you’re one of them.
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:54 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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I haven't smoked pot in 30 minutes
FIFY
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:56 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Not one extra space or misspelled word....HOW?!
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:57 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Wtf
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:57 am to deathvalleyfreak43
My 5yr even knows how to use punctuation and clear thought .... Jesus.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:58 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Tell it all brother, tell it all.
Damn brother, I don't think I would have told that
quote:
I just have to get this off my mind about 8 years ago one of my daughters and her boyfriend that asked her to marry him came off for Christmas now the young man was small goat roper and I do come off a little strong when it comes to my girls well this little fellow felt intimidated by him so much that he tells my daughter that he saw a bag of pot on the kitchen table which there was not I haven't smoked pot in 30 years anyway my daughter asked me about it and I told her that there never was nor never has been any in our house and she hasn't seen me since she did tell me if I would just admit that there was we could talk again I miss my baby girl but I am not admitting to that if she believes that goat roper over her father so he it
Damn brother, I don't think I would have told that
Posted on 2/20/24 at 8:59 am to Shexter
quote:
Was going to say "wait until this guy wakes up tomorrow and reads this", but then I realized he posted it at 8:00 AM.
He should definitely point out he’s a heavy drinker, not smoker
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:04 am to deathvalleyfreak43
You're on the reefer right now, aren't you?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:07 am to deathvalleyfreak43
I’ve read Reddit before. Could’ve been me.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:13 am to lsuguy84
What's a professional goat roper?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:14 am to lsuguy84
I haven't heard the phrase "goat roper" used that often since I worked one summer in Oklahoma for a major oil company.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:14 am to fr33manator
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Your daughter is ignoring you because her shite kicker husband said he saw a bag of pot in your kitchen? Kick his arse
If his daughter isn't speaking to him because some guy told her he had pot on his table, then he failed her long before 8 years ago.
What kind of childhood did she have to cause such a drastic response to a bag of weed? How damaged was their relationship that she refuses to take him at his word when he says it's not true?
Introspection is needed in this situation, not anger directed at another person.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:14 am to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
I just have to get this off my mind about 8 years ago one of my daughters and her boyfriend that asked her to marry him came off for Christmas now the young man was small goat roper and I do come off a little strong when it comes to my girls well this little fellow felt intimidated by him so much that he tells my daughter that he saw a bag of pot on the kitchen table which there was not I haven't smoked pot in 30 years anyway my daughter asked me about it and I told her that there never was nor never has been any in our house and she hasn't seen me since she did tell me if I would just admit that there was we could talk again I miss my baby girl but I am not admitting to that if she believes that goat roper over her father so he it
Can someone translate this to English please?
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:16 am to deathvalleyfreak43
You're high now, daddy. 
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:17 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Ok. Let's analyze this one sentence at a time... *Reads this long sentence*... you know what, I think this session is over. Just pay the lady at the desk and go home.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 9:18 am
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:23 am to deathvalleyfreak43
Get sober first and then post
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:24 am to deathvalleyfreak43
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I haven't smoked pot in 30 years
If you're drinking enough to be like this on a Tuesday morning, maybe you should consider dropping alcohol and switching to pot. That way you can get your night time blaze in but still feel normal when you wake in the morning.
Maybe that's why your daughter left, she heard there was a bag of pot and she got hopeful that you were dropping the booze
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:29 am to deathvalleyfreak43
quote:
little bit drunk
That's debatable.
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:31 am to Lonnie Utah
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Someone take a stab at diagramming that bad boy....
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:36 am to TSmith
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Chat GPT Translation
And now that translation as a ChatGPT poem
In yesteryears' embrace, a tale unfolds,
Where daughter's suitor, in timid fret, beholds.
Amidst yuletide's cheer, a rift takes hold,
As mistrust's seed in hearts, coldly strolls.
A "small goat roper," with tales untrue,
Spins webs of deceit, a father to subdue.
Yet steadfast stands the patriarch's view,
Innocence clad, amidst lies anew.
With daughter torn 'twixt truth and lie's facade,
A rift unfurls, in bonds once tightly clawed.
Though sorrow fills the heart, love's flame unflawed,
Truth's beacon guides, in honor's trod.
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