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re: Speaking of windy - has your SO ever pranked you by farting in your face intentionally?

Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:59 am to
Posted by td1
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2015
3179 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:59 am to
Where in the holy depths of the trailer park did this thread come from?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:06 am to
This dude has a history of starting fart and poop threads. Very weird.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10532 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:07 am to
quote:

just assumed that everyone did this.


It’s especially fun in Lowe’s
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
60708 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:09 am to
Maybe I’m a stick in the mud but I really don’t find any humor in shite and farts
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29105 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:15 am to
That's not a prank, that's assault!
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9583 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:16 am to
grow the frick up


and no, I didnt marry a trashy woman
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18092 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:27 am to
Tell your friend this is not normal behavior from a female.
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2792 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:35 am to
Yes. I kept messing with my college gf while in my dorm. I'd fart next to her and piss her off. She got fed up with it and asked if I wanted to 69. Of course I said yes. I laid down on my back, she took off her clothes, sat on my face and let one rip. Not going to lie, it was hilarious
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
50796 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:37 am to
People say I start the worst threads…
Posted by Sisselpud81
Member since Jan 2022
635 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 9:54 am to
Not so much in the face but one time I ate some Campbell's chicken noodle soup out the can with no additional water. The x had to get up and brush her teeth it was so bad.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102765 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:09 am to
That would be the end of my relationship. That’s gross as frick

Mine was watering the plants last night when I got home from a 3 day fishing trip and she sprayed me with the water hose messing around. I would have laughed but she hit my face where I’m really sunburned. I told her she opened a can of worms now and I’ll be getting her back
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5794 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:24 am to
Need pics of SO to determine exactly how gross this is.
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
2495 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:34 am to
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I laid down on my back, she took off her clothes, sat on my face and let one rip
Posted by Got Blaze
Youngsville
Member since Dec 2013
10082 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:39 am to
quote:

People say I start the worst threads…

you've matured some over the years, likely due to having a child and being a dad. cbree88 on the other hand comes across as an immature 16-yr. old who is arguably one of the worst posters on any TD board. His posts and replies are just Fk'n stupid. His IQ is lower than the final score of a hockey game.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24248 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:44 am to
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Maybe I’m a stick in the mud but I really don’t find any humor in shite and farts

I don't care how old or lame I ever get but farts will always be funny to me.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2125 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:53 am to
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He said he would of done it first, but he didn’t have the balls to. Apparently, she did


I admire the confidence. Funny to see so many OT Baws getting up in their panties about this.

She took the momentum, that makes banter and the sex better. You either play the game or play the victim in this America.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
17562 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:55 am to
I wouldn’t be with that girl for much longer
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2125 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 10:57 am to
quote:

I've given every girlfriend I've had a Dutch oven.


The Relationship Litmus Test, classic.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27869 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:04 am to
Are you 12?

Your infatuation with farts and shite is extremely juvenile.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66108 posts
Posted on 3/30/22 at 11:10 am to
No shite. An unexpected fart is always funny.
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