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Speaking of windy - has your SO ever pranked you by farting in your face intentionally?
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:37 am
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:37 am
One of my friends told me that he and his girlfriend were living together a while back and she played a prank on him by putting her butt in his face in the middle of the night, calling his name to wake him up, and then farting in his face when he woke up.
He said it smelled like rotten broccoli, and she was cracking up laughing. He said he would of done it first, but he didn’t have the balls to. Apparently, she did
He said it smelled like rotten broccoli, and she was cracking up laughing. He said he would of done it first, but he didn’t have the balls to. Apparently, she did
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Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:38 am to cbree88
My luck I'd probably shart and that would be the end of it
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:38 am to cbree88
Are you 13 years old?
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:39 am to cbree88
No, never
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:40 am to cbree88
No because my SO isn't 5.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:40 am to cbree88
Yeah!?!? And then what?!?
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:41 am to cbree88
My wife (and girlfriends before her) didn’t fart or even poop.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:43 am to cbree88
No, but we "turtle" (aka Dutch oven) each other all the time.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:44 am to STLDawg
quote:This is the only correct answer.
My wife (and girlfriends before her) didn’t fart or even poop.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:45 am to cbree88
No, my life is not an episode of Jackass.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:47 am to cbree88
That you told this story and then finalized it with placing these two emojis as your finishing touch tells us all we need to know about you.
as your finishing touch tells us all we need to know about you. 
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:47 am to cbree88
Nope, this is psychotic behavior for a female
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:48 am to cbree88
I've given every girlfriend I've had a Dutch oven.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:48 am to cbree88
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:51 am to cbree88
They say farting is healthy, so I tell her it’s because I love her. And I must love her a LOT.
The kids think it’s funny usually but my daughter has requested that I no longer fart in her room because she “doesn’t want her room to smell like butts.”
The kids think it’s funny usually but my daughter has requested that I no longer fart in her room because she “doesn’t want her room to smell like butts.”
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:52 am to cbree88
No, my wife nor any past girlfriend has ever done that.
That's just nasty.
But I will say, no fart can compete with a late pregnancy fart. Don't know exactly what all happens tona woman's body during that, but the farts become biological weapons.
That's just nasty.
But I will say, no fart can compete with a late pregnancy fart. Don't know exactly what all happens tona woman's body during that, but the farts become biological weapons.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:53 am to cbree88
“Prank”
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:55 am to cbree88
Like once but it was a revenge for a hotboxing I gave her earlier in the week. It was a test and she passed and didn't break up with me. I guess she felt I must pass the test as well. We don't test each other quite like that anymore.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:55 am to cbree88
That’s revolting.
Posted on 3/30/22 at 8:58 am to cbree88
I just assumed that everyone did this. 
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