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re: Southwest bans passenger and alcohol sales in wake of attack on flight attendant

Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:45 am to
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71097 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:45 am to
quote:

who was allegedly recorded punching a flight attendant



There is nothing allegedly about it


She punched her. I seent it

Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
143823 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:49 am to
You know what’s trashy?

Not being able to fly 2 hours without drinking.
Posted by Torbraydo
Member since May 2021
498 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 6:49 am to
quote:

Fatty should be banned from all airlines and be forced to use Greyhound for all travel.


All fats need to be banned from airline travel iwabh
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30510 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Can't always upgrade and the government won't pay for first class.


In fairness, the joke was low-hanging fruit too juicy not to make. I have flown with my back against the rear bathroom wall many times that had zero to do with money.
This post was edited on 5/30/21 at 8:52 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122172 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:17 am to
quote:

What are the trashiest airlines


I have to imagine Spirit Airline is on that list.
Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:20 am to
quote:

HubbaBubba


Posted by bcflash
bossier city
Member since Oct 2016
578 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:26 am to
My wife was making $75 hour when she retired, soooooo
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26063 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:34 am to
quote:

 At the time, I was a C4ISR consultant with the National Security Agency. I flipped my wallet open and my Agency card was on top and below that was my American Airlines Executive Platinum Elite card


Translation: At the time, I was a security guard at Citi Trends. I flipped my wallet open and my security guard i.d. was on top and below that was my Golden Corral buffet punch card.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93346 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Translation: At the time, I was a security guard at Citi Trends. I flipped my wallet open and my security guard i.d. was on top and below that was my Golden Corral buffet punch card.
I know hubba IRL and none of you know what you're talking about.

This is why you stay off the OT Hubba.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6162 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 7:58 am to
quote:

the airline has decided against resuming alcohol service


That is BS....I've been waiting for the wild turkey to return as a sign that we are on track to normal.
Posted by ned nederlander
Member since Dec 2012
5908 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 8:46 am to
After 10 years to reflect, do you think you would behave differently today in that same situation? Because that story does not reflect well on you, bubba.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21927 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 8:49 am to
Link?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30510 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 8:57 am to
quote:

I know hubba IRL and none of you know what you're talking about.

This is why you stay off the OT Hubba.


Or just accept the mostly good-natured ball-busting tOT dishes out.

I didn't bother with the Chris Tucker G-14 classified joke from Rush Hour, but I thought it.
Posted by Bluegrass_Cat
GVL, SC
Member since Aug 2012
1634 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 9:17 am to
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Flight attendants are like cops. All they deal with are shitty people who act like assholes. I can't blame them for being less than courteous sometimes.


What’s funny is I’m former military, civilian Police Officer, and now moonlighting as an FA for a large airline based in ATL.

If you’re a single straight male this is the best job in the world. When you first start you aren’t flying the “desired” routes with the old ladies but rather the domestic trips with young fresh out of college chicks. It’s actually great ??

There are a lot of parallels between this job and being in LEO, actually. You deal with a lot of idiots, assholes, and people who think rules don’t apply to them. But by and large it’s pretty easy especially at the airline I work for.

I will say a lot of the young gay male FAs can be extremely sassy and initiate a ton of confrontations with passengers. For this reason I choose not to fly with them. In fact I’m currently on a trip with two chicks who both recently graduated from UGA. It’s awesome.

And the pay is definitely more than $25k. If I wanted to keep making shite money I would’ve stayed a cop. But, I’m definitely a unicorn in this industry but it’s honestly pretty awesome.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27776 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 9:44 am to
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You know what’s trashy?

I flew to Chicago last week via Atlanta on Delta and I saw more trashiness than the law should allow. People have no damn self respect for themselves anymore.

This post was edited on 5/30/21 at 9:56 am
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20614 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 9:54 am to
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was my American Airlines Executive Platinum Elite card


I’m an EXP. They have a system on their iPads that show your status. This leads me to believe you are 100% full of shite.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21863 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 10:42 am to
If a person can’t pass a few hours on a flight without drinking, they have an issue. This is similar to those folks who have to sneak beer or whiskey into a ballpark to watch there kids play baseball or football for a few hours. I drink, but damn, I can “not drink” when necessary.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 10:44 am to
Looks like I'll never be flying Southwest again. United starts serving booze on the 6th though.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
39820 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 10:47 am to
quote:

At the time, I was a C4ISR consultant with the National Security Agency. I flipped my wallet open and my Agency card was on top and below that was my American Airlines Executive Platinum Elite card. That little phaggot turned white as a ghost as he just found out he wasn't fricking with Joe Tourist.


It sounds like both of you should have got a room. You sound like a massive phag here.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28501 posts
Posted on 5/30/21 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Trashy people do trashy things on trashy airlines; nothing to do with alcohol.



That’s racist
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