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Someone needs to explain the appeal of Axe Throwing to me....

Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:45 am
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:45 am
I went with my cousin to a restaurant in Houston the other night and next door to it was an axe throwing place. These places seem to be popping up everywhere and I don't understand why.

We both discussed how we have both done it exactly one time and both of us thought it was ultra lame, stupid, and a massive waste of time. In 2018, for a work event we went to an axe throwing place in Louisville and I threw the axe once, said that was stupid, and then sat around waiting for the event to be over so I could leave.

I do not get the appeal. You are throwing an axe at a piece of wood. Yay.

It's an activity that probably caters to the same type of people who wear thick framed glasses with thick scraggly beards and drink craft beer, watches European Soccer while trashing American sports calling them "sportsball", and posts social media selfies with the open mouth O-face. Because that was the demographic who we saw going into the axe throwing place with my cousin as well as the demographic I saw when I went in 2018.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:46 am to
Ive done it for daytime team building or cooperate events, but cant see making an evening of it.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:46 am to
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watches European Soccer

Soccer board is about to come at you hard
Posted by Yellerhammer5
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:47 am to
It allows you to do a seemingly masculine activity, but in an ironic way.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:47 am to
Goes with the hipster mystique...




But we all know what they are...

This post was edited on 6/3/21 at 10:54 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:47 am to
Probably for soy boys who don’t know how to throw the chain and never did an actual day of work in their lives.
This post was edited on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to
quote:

It's an activity that probably caters to the same type of people who wear thick framed glasses with thick scraggly beards and drink craft beer, watches European Soccer while trashing American sports calling them "sportsball", and posts social media selfies with the open mouth O-face. Because that was the demographic who we saw going into the axe throwing place with my cousin as well as the demographic I saw when I went in 2018.


definitely NOT the demographic the one time I went

think more boots, jeans, and fishing shirt crowd
Posted by TheHarahanian
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to

It’s always been a favorite activity at Camp Crystal Lake.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to
Unemployed, hating everything (including jews) is no way to go through life, Nug
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to
quote:

I went with my cousin to a restaurant in Houston the other night and next door to it was an axe throwing place. These places seem to be popping up everywhere and I don't understand why


It's the lumbersexuals take on darts. An activity or competition can be fun while enjoying a drink. I'd much rather a round of darts or pool though.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to
quote:

It allows you to do a seemingly masculine activity, but in an ironic way.


This is what I said to my cousin.

It allows soys to do an activity that seems masculine on the surface to impress women, but really isn't that masculine and makes them look like fools unless they are really smooth doing it.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:48 am to
Fad. The mob loves fads.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:49 am to
I mean, when I think of throwing axes I think Vikings and mead.

Not weaklings and Soylent.
This post was edited on 6/3/21 at 10:50 am
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:50 am to
Different strokes for different folks.

Some people think fishing, hunting, golf, auto-racing, sports, video games, TV, books, Social Media, etc... are ultra lame, stupid, and massive wastes of time.
Posted by Elleshoe
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:50 am to
don't you have a security guard to go get choked out by?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Someone needs to explain the appeal of Axe Throwing to me

Well, it’s a bladed weapon that you throw. How much more do you need to know? If the world were still a great place, we could use the axes to split the skulls of the soybois but here we are.

quote:

threw the axe once, said that was stupid, and then sat around waiting for the event to be over so I could leave.


So you sat in the corner like a petulant child? I’m sure you’re a blast at parties.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:50 am to
It makes soy boys feel like real men.
Posted by lsu777
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:51 am to
quote:

definitely NOT the demographic the one time I went

think more boots, jeans, and fishing shirt crowd



In LC, seems to be more what OP is describing or parents bringing kids.

I mean ax throwing is all right, but not making a day of it. Like I wouldn't go hang out with buddies drinking beer and doing ax throwing, but I certainly would take my kids for an hour and enjoy some appetizers.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6501 posts
Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:52 am to
You get to throw an axe at something.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/3/21 at 10:52 am to
quote:

think more boots, jeans, and fishing shirt crowd


This. The one I've been to seemed to be a bunch of good ole baws with their dressy columbia fishing shirts and nice jeans.
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