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Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:07 pm to joshwj93
Did they steal your panties?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:07 pm to joshwj93
if you are in Dallas, the DA really cares about this post
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:09 pm to shutterspeed
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They probably jerked off into one of your condiments, but you'll never know which one.
Used to piss in people's ice trays in highschool
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:15 pm to joshwj93
Throw away your tooth brush because they stuck it in their butt
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:15 pm to joshwj93
Took your tide pods so you can't wash the spooge out of your towels and sheets.
Head down to the store promptly. On the way, tell your neighbors to stop breaking into your place.
Head down to the store promptly. On the way, tell your neighbors to stop breaking into your place.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:16 pm to Porkchop Express
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Took your tide pods so you can't wash the spooge out of your towels and sheets
I have liquid detergent in the closet. All of towels and sheets are black so I'd think it'd leave a stain.
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:20 pm to joshwj93
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:22 pm to joshwj93
Any of your buttplugs missing?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:23 pm to brmark70816
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How did they get in?
I mustve left the door unlocked because no one else has a key and nothing was tore up.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:23 pm to joshwj93
You have two different laundry detergents in different places, and only black sheets and towels? What?
It's like you were already prepared for someone to break in, steal detergent and and jerk off.
It's like you were already prepared for someone to break in, steal detergent and and jerk off.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:23 pm to joshwj93
quote:trashy af
All of towels and sheets are black
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:25 pm to joshwj93
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So after coming home today I immediately realized someone had broken in however they dont seem to have taken anything except a box of Tide pods (insert joke here) and a spray bottle of wrinkle releaser and pilfered through my things. They left my TV, guitars, amps, blank checks, and Playstation. I'm not sure what to make of this...
In a week, you're going to get the pictures of them sticking your toothbrush in their arse and jacking off into your milk.
EDIT: In two weeks, they're coming back to steal everything of value that they now know you have. Better channel your inner rock star and smash those guitars now.
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:27 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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In a week, you're going to get the pictures of them sticking your toothbrush in their arse and jacking off into your milk
Its no one I know. I just moved here and dont really know anyone except coworkers and they dont know where I live.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:29 pm to joshwj93
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I just moved here and dont really know anyone except coworkers and they dont know where I live.
Yeah, but they guy that jacked off in your milk and is gonna steal your stuff knows.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:31 pm to joshwj93
quote:go look at your grinder history
I just moved here and dont really know anyone except coworkers and they dont know where I live.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:32 pm to joshwj93
Your toothbrush will smell like arse....
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:33 pm to TigerstuckinMS
The Internet company was supposed to come fix my internet today and I called and told the guy I couldnt make the appointment. I'm thinking it was probably him.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:34 pm to joshwj93
The serial snuggler got released today. Were your dishes cleaned?
This post was edited on 4/16/19 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:34 pm to joshwj93
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All of towels and sheets are black
Bed, Goth, and Beyond
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