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Someone broke into my apartment UPDATE
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:48 pm
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:48 pm
So after coming home today I immediately realized someone had broken in however they dont seem to have taken anything except a box of Tide pods (insert joke here) and a spray bottle of wrinkle releaser and pilfered through my things. They left my TV, guitars, amps, blank checks, and Playstation. I'm not sure what to make of this...
UPDATE: Woke up around 2AM to some crackhead looking frick beating on my door trying to kick it in I guess. I opened the door and got him good with a baseball bat before he knew what happened, he rolled over and ran off. Called the cops but they couldnt find him. Any gun recommendations for home protection? I'm in Missouri so we have the castle law and we can carry concealed without a permit in state.
UPDATE: Woke up around 2AM to some crackhead looking frick beating on my door trying to kick it in I guess. I opened the door and got him good with a baseball bat before he knew what happened, he rolled over and ran off. Called the cops but they couldnt find him. Any gun recommendations for home protection? I'm in Missouri so we have the castle law and we can carry concealed without a permit in state.
This post was edited on 4/17/19 at 1:46 pm
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Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:49 pm to joshwj93
They jerked off on your mattress...guaranteed
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:49 pm to joshwj93
go see if youre missing some shoes
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:50 pm to joshwj93
Does dipping your toothbrush in the toilet count?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:50 pm to joshwj93
Did your ex come back for her valaubles?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:51 pm to joshwj93
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:52 pm to joshwj93
Someone clearly thinks you're a crackhead
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:52 pm to OWLFAN86
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go see if youre missing some shoes
Actually am now that you mention it.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:53 pm to joshwj93
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I'm not sure what to make of this...
You're poor and your stuff sucks
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:53 pm to joshwj93
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blank checks
They still make checks?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:53 pm to joshwj93
Sounds like the robber has better stuff than you
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:53 pm to joshwj93
shite nobody wants a
Dressing
Without
Ironing
Dressing
Without
Ironing
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:54 pm to joshwj93
They probably thought you had dope
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:54 pm to joshwj93
They will make a return visit. They just catalogued your possessions so they know how big of a truck they will need.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:54 pm to JetsetNuggs
Theyre probably still in your apartment. Check the closet
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:54 pm to PipelineBaw
Were the tide pods your most valuable possession?
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:55 pm to joshwj93
quote:another crime solved by the OT
go see if youre missing some shoes
Actually am now that you mention it.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 6:56 pm to joshwj93
Check your toilet.
Someone may have had/needed an emergency shite.
Someone may have had/needed an emergency shite.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:00 pm to joshwj93
They probably jerked off into one of your condiments, but you'll never know which one.
Posted on 4/16/19 at 7:00 pm to MoarKilometers
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You're poor and your stuff sucks
Probably lol the most valuable things I have are the guitars
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They will make a return visit. They just catalogued your possessions so they know how big of a truck they will need.
Renters insurance for the win
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