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So the Prophet Muhammed may have been a Whitey McWhitebread. . .mind blown

Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:04 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:04 am
I knew of many of the descriptions of him as white, but always assumed them relative descriptions

As in white compared to the people he was near.

Turns out I may have been mistaken, according to WikiIslam

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Somebody needs to tell Farrakhan, fast

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'Amir b. Sa'd reported: I saw the Messenger of Allah (may peace be open him) pronouncing taslim on his right and on his left till I saw the whiteness of his cheek.


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Narrated Anas bin Malik: While we were sitting with the Prophet in the mosque, a man came riding on a camel. He made his camel kneel down in the mosque, tied its foreleg and then said: "Who amongst you is Muhammad?" At that time the Prophet was sitting amongst us (his companions) leaning on his arm. We replied, "This white man reclining on his arm." The an then addressed him, "O Son of 'Abdul Muttalib."...


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Narrated 'Abdullah bin Dinar: My father said, "I heard Ibn 'Umar reciting the poetic verses of Abu Talib: And a white (person) (i.e. the Prophet) who is requested to pray for rain and who takes care of the orphans and is the guardian of widows." Salim's father (Ibn 'Umar) said, "The following poetic verse occurred to my mind while I was looking at the face of the Prophet (p.b.u.h) while he was praying for rain. He did not get down till the rain water flowed profusely from every roof-g utter: And a white (person) who is requested to pray for rain and who takes care of the orphans and is the guardian of widows . . . And these were the words of Abu Talib."


Some later Hadiths ascribed a darker tone, but his contemporaries described him as fair and white

This news may frick Dave Chappelle up, so let's keep this to ourselves. Cool?

Cool.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:05 am to
And also, I am making absolutely no political or religious statement here. Just an interesting fact I had clarified for me today

ETA: Got my Master's in History, so much of my spare time is looking up history shite.
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 10:09 am
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:10 am to
You are truly a “White Privilege Broker”.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:11 am to
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Anas bin Malik
Sounds like an a-hole


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I am making absolutely no political or religious statement here
You can take a stand here, this ain't reddit.
Posted by UltimaParadox
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:11 am to
Is this sort of like most historians agree that Jesus wasn't white, even though he is depicted that way in media.
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:14 am to
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Is this sort of like most historians agree that Jesus wasn't white, even though he is depicted that way in media.
"May not have been", is all an honest historian can tell you

We have no idea. People who claim certainty are doing so to reinforce a point or an agenda

There were certainly whites, arabs, and blacks in and around Israel at the time of Christ's birth
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 11:41 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:16 am to
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You are truly a “White Privilege Broker”.
I'll sell you mine, I have never used it

Should be in pristine condition
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 10:18 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:24 am to
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You can take a stand here, this ain't reddit.
Oh, I know. I'm just honestly not.

Something interesting that many people may not know.

The names in my OP are just a jab at people that converted to Islam because they were angry at whitey

Would have been funnier had he been a Jew.

Mohammed Bernstein
This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 10:25 am
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 10:53 am to
Arabians can range in skin tones from European to African. For a little more granularity (via the palette below), they don't delve into the Norse nor Kushite ranges but can go from the light tan of someone from the Mediterranean region who rarely went out into the sun (about the color of the "French") to the darker tones of an Egyptian who has spent all their time in the sun.



Considering he was born in Mecca, it's just as plausible he was lighter-skinned as it is that he was darker-skinned.

At the end of the day though, the thing which concerns me (descriptors don't) is that he inspired a religion which holds strong misogyny as a cornerstone, often turns a blind eye to pedophilia (since Muhammed himself was a pedo) and has no problem condoning violence against non-believers as a means of converting (or subverting) them.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:11 am to
Messiah was a Jew

White, I doubt it
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:13 am to
Thanks for adding another white to the pedo cult list. a-hole.
Posted by dgnx6
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:31 am to
Well the racial thing is made up anyway. Probably from some progressive German.


Most of us are labeled Caucasian but are not. I do not share the same DNA as folks from country of Georgia. I'm western European.


Just like Iranians are the original Aryans.







This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 11:32 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 11:39 am to
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Muhammed himself was a pedo
I had an argument with a NOI buddy years back about that. He said "He married her at 6, but didn't consumate at 6"

At the time "I thought. . .fair enought"

Then I looked into it, and my buddy was right

They consummated when she was 9

So she was basically an old lady
Posted by dgnx6
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:05 pm to




Here is ancient depiction of Gabriel and Muhammad.


This today would get you killed by a Muslim.


Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:10 pm to
Jesus was brown and Muhammad was white. That's how strange history can be.
Posted by UFFan
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:10 pm to
Didn’t Arabs used to be considered white before 9/11? The old 3 race categories were Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid.
Posted by UFFan
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:11 pm to
Anyway, Muhammad, like Jesus, never existed. So who cares.
Posted by dchog
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 12:56 pm to
They have the same build as Europeans. Indians as well.

They just don't get fat like we do.

The jews have a lot of European blood. That wasn't the case back then.

This post was edited on 7/19/26 at 1:00 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:39 pm to
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Jesus may have been brown and Muhammad may have been white
FIFY

also there were contemporary accounts of Genghis Khan having reddish hair and green eyes.

Doesn't make him white, but could mean interbreeding was far more widespread than people once thought. . .and that the Mongols were far more well traveled before Timujin was born than many give them credit for.
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Posted on 7/19/26 at 1:39 pm to
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Anyway, Muhammad, like Jesus, never existed. So who cares.
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