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re: So my wife wants me to replace her friends purse

Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:14 am to
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6754 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:14 am to
Tell your wife that you want a threesome with her friend in return for the purse
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62785 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:20 am to
How old was the chewed up purse? I wouldn't call it fair buying a new one to replace an old one.
Further, any interesting and embarrassing contents, like tampons, that were strewn over the yard?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:23 am to
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Cut your losses, buy the purse

Yep....pick the battles worth fighting & this one ain't it
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4187 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:24 am to
Have that out of control beast slaughtered. Make purse out of the skin for whiny friend. Everybody is happy your Alpha, or psychotic, status is locked. Either way, nobody will frick with you again
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:28 am to
Did she have a pair of dirty panties in it?
This post was edited on 7/26/19 at 6:44 am
Posted by iheartchimichangas
Member since Jul 2016
748 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:31 am to
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So my wife wants me to replace her friends purse


What is the price tag on a new purse like she had? If it is coach or something, buy a knock-off version online for $15 that some poor little Asian kid made.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:32 am to
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You work in a nail salon?


Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:33 am to
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Further, any interesting and embarrassing contents, like tampons, that were strewn over the yard?


Never realized you were a pre-teen.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:33 am to
Yeah, if you don’t wanna be considered an inconsiderate arse you should replace it. How was she to know you don’t know how to manage your dog?
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:39 am to
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Something like Coach purse I would replace it but a Hermes Birkin or the like... nope.


I don’t think anyone in his circle knows what Hermès is.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11226 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:45 am to
Why doesn’t your wife replace it? I don’t understand why it’s being put on you to do. Unless she earns no income, I guess.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:48 am to
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Why doesn’t your wife replace it? I don’t understand why it’s being put on you to do. Unless she earns no income
Cause he knows she’ll get a Michael Kors.
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3491 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:53 am to
Spreaded ? Is this that world wide language someone developed decades ago ?
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14471 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 6:56 am to
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Get her a brand new, nice purse and then cut a hole in the bottom of and slide your penis in. Tell her to make sure she checks it before she goes so she doesn't forget anything.


“It’s my dick in a box!”
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:06 am to
Better pay for it before the wife figures out her friend left the purse as a pre-arranged strategy between you and the friend so she would have a reason to come back and shag you when the wife wasn't home.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65907 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:09 am to
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spreaded her shite allover the yard


why did she shite in her purse?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19489 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:13 am to
Poor and trashy to not do it as a good gesture.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13858 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:13 am to
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It is not my fault her friend left her stuff outside. I tell my kids not to leave their toys out there because the pup is a chewer

Is your wife’s friend also your child?
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:15 am to
Replace it.

Don’t be a CF
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42364 posts
Posted on 7/26/19 at 7:15 am to
Pick your battles, buy the purse.
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