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So my wife wants me to replace her friends purse

Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:26 pm
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:26 pm
Her friend left it in our backyard while they were drinking. I let the dog out for ten minutes and he chewed it up and spreaded her shite allover the yard. It is not my fault her friend left her stuff outside. I tell my kids not to leave their toys out there because the pup is a chewer
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 11:28 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98133 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:27 pm to
Send her on a girls cruise.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
35289 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:27 pm to
Just charge it to the game baw.


How much is the purse?
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:28 pm to
Pics of the friend before a decision is made.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:28 pm to
Cuck cuck cuck cuck goose
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 11:29 pm
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
Member since Oct 2005
4414 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:29 pm to
Cut your losses, buy the purse.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:29 pm to
Whom do you you propose should be responsible for the actions of your shiteater?

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34989 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:30 pm to
Was it a pit?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:31 pm to
What kind of purse?

This matters.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:32 pm to
Tell her she has to pay for half
Posted by AustinKnight
Austin, TX
Member since May 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:35 pm to
Tell the wife to arrange a new purse for her friend its her dog now too.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132225 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:36 pm to
why did she leave it outside?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105379 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:37 pm to
quote:

Whom do you you propose should be responsible for the actions


The friend who discarded her purse in the backyard
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12060 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:37 pm to
Just go buy a really cheap purse about the same size and then say “this looks like it should hold about the same amount of stuff”. As an added bonus your wife will never want you to buy her a purse.
Posted by SlickRickerz
Member since Oct 2018
2290 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:37 pm to
Hopefully it wasn’t a Louis, you’ll have a heart attack when you see how much you will be spending on her replacement
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 11:41 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

Her friend left it in our backyard while they were drinking. I let the dog out for ten minutes and he chewed it up and spreaded her shite allover the yard. It is not my fault her friend left her stuff outside. I tell my kids not to leave their toys out there because the pup is a chewer


Get her a brand new, nice purse and then cut a hole in the bottom of and slide your penis in. Tell her to make sure she checks it before she goes so she doesn't forget anything.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:39 pm to
If the friend tries to say her purse was an expensive designer purse take the chewed up purse and have a Filipino woman inspect it. I’ve worked with numerous Filipino women over the years. They are all about designer purses and can spot a fake a mile away.
Posted by 3morereps
The Gym
Member since Jun 2015
6735 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:39 pm to
They were drinking and she forgot where she left it. They ended up having to get a flashlight and found it spread throughout backyard. Friend left it on table back there when they where drinking out there. They moved party inside and she left it out there.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:40 pm to
quote:

Her friend left it in our backyard while they were drinking. I let the dog out for ten minutes and he chewed it up and spreaded her shite allover the yard. It is not my fault her friend left her stuff outside. I tell my kids not to leave their toys out there because the pup is a chewer


Tell her to sick her lawyer on the dog.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 11:41 pm to
quote:


If the friend tries to say her purse was an expensive designer purse take the chewed up purse and have a Filipino woman inspect it. I’ve worked with numerous Filipino women over the years. They are all about designer purses and can spot a fake a mile away.


You work in a nail salon?
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