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Sign hanging in an Italian Restaurant
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:25 am
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:25 am
In heaven, the Italians are the lovers, the French are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, the British are the police and the Swiss organize and coordinate everything.
In hell, the British are the cooks, the French are the mechanics, the Germans are the police, the Swiss are the lovers and the Italians organize and coordinate everything.
In hell, the British are the cooks, the French are the mechanics, the Germans are the police, the Swiss are the lovers and the Italians organize and coordinate everything.
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Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:29 am to reverendotis
I heard that one before, but a little differently:
In heaven, there are French wines, German cars, Italian cooking, and the English organize everything.
In hell, there are German wines, French cars, English cooking, and the Italians organize everything.
Either way, pretty amusing.
In heaven, there are French wines, German cars, Italian cooking, and the English organize everything.
In hell, there are German wines, French cars, English cooking, and the Italians organize everything.
Either way, pretty amusing.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:48 am to reverendotis
My all time favorite of these:
Canada could have had:
English government
French culture
and American know-how
Instead it has:
English know-how
French government
and American culture
-- John Colombo, 1965
Canada could have had:
English government
French culture
and American know-how
Instead it has:
English know-how
French government
and American culture
-- John Colombo, 1965
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:59 am to reverendotis
What sound does spaghetti make when you throw it at a wall?
Wop
Wop
Posted on 10/13/16 at 5:11 am to LSUballs
What sound do Italian helicopters make?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:36 am to LSUballs
What sound does shite make when it hits the fan?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:40 am to LSUballs
Why don't Italians have freckles?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:44 am to reverendotis
Racist!
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:49 am to reverendotis
Attributed to JFK-
"Washington (DC) is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm."
"Washington (DC) is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm."
Posted on 10/13/16 at 6:52 am to LSU-MNCBABY
What do you get in an Italian-Jewish marriage?
Olive Garden.
Olive Garden.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 7:00 am to Martini
Free bacon, the great Jewish dilemma.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 7:43 am to LSU-MNCBABY
Hey, where did dago? 
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:25 am to Yewkindewit
What's black or white and floats down the river?
People who tell Dago jokes.
People who tell Dago jokes.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:29 am to reverendotis
Why do pigeons fly upside down over Rome?
Nothing worth shitting on.
How do we know Jesus wasn't born in Italy?
No wise men and no virgins.
What is the shortest book in history?
A book on Italian military heroes.
Nothing worth shitting on.
How do we know Jesus wasn't born in Italy?
No wise men and no virgins.
What is the shortest book in history?
A book on Italian military heroes.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:30 am to Rougarou4lsu
How you get a one armed dago out of a tree?
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:31 am to LSUballs
I'm calling Gary Chambers. As an Italian, I am triggered.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:32 am to TheFonz
quote:
How do we know Jesus wasn't born in Italy?
No wise men and no virgins.
I was going to say this one. Good work.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:34 am to reverendotis
Offensive. I'm going to my safe space.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:01 am to reverendotis
what ever happened to Pollock jokes? we need some good pollock jokes.
Posted on 10/13/16 at 9:04 am to LSUballs
finally some racism i can be offended by
wheres my RA button ?
wheres my RA button ?
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