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re: Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Posted on 10/4/18 at 7:32 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 7:32 am to
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9-12 minutes of intravaginal penetration baw
Means irl 90-120 seconds.

#gotlaiddontcare

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:09 am to
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Finished in her mouth

good man

quote:

then I went outside to blow a fig.

you like using that term don't you?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88370 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:14 am to
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Beat that dick like it owes you money, 2 hours before the sexy time.


"YOU NEVER GO INTO SEXY TIME WITH A LOADED WEAPON"



Problem with that advice is once you get to a certain age, your dick is like Ben Simmons at LSU....one and done
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138839 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:16 am to
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Problem with that advice is once you get to a certain age, your dick is like Ben Simmons at LSU....one and done
and quits once it reaches the postseason
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18395 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:18 am to
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your dick is like Ben Simmons at LSU....one and done


Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:18 am to
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and quits once it reaches the postseason

lucky for me, the old lady comes easier and faster than Connie Chung, almost on demand
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141101 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:31 am to
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Finished in her mouth then I went outside to blow a fa g.


I was with you till this, now I think we know you got pegged by a dude. Congrats I guess if you are into that.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:35 am to
I’m a stamina runner, so I really don’t have advice. 5 minutes is a quickie for me.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:42 am to
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I’m a stamina runner,


How does this benefit your dick?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138839 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:44 am to
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Tyga Woods
did she swallow or snowball you?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47700 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:48 am to
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lucky for me, the old lady comes easier and faster than Connie Chung, almost on demand


Impressive. Connie fired one off quicker than a 15 year old hitting his teacher for the first time.

Next time, ask her to say "Me so horny."

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:50 am to
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Next time, ask her to say "Me so horny."

she's half Japanese, get that all the time
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:51 am to
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try imagining you are having sex with your wife


Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:52 am to
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I ate her out, front and back


You ate her butthole???

My man!
Posted by ConfusedHawgInMO
Member since Apr 2014
3578 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 8:58 am to
If you are a quick shooter you gotta learn to love the balloon knot for a good 10 minutes or so. Gotta make up for your shortcomings. That's what I... uh mean that's what some rice dicked 2 pump chump told me.
Posted by Badman
West Monroe, LA
Member since Nov 2009
2703 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 9:22 am to
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lucky for me, the old lady comes easier and faster than Connie Chung, almost on demand


Same here. Lucky for me I have a wife that comes at the snap of a finger. Multiple times at that.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
41694 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 9:24 am to
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You ate her butthole??? My man!


No shite. After a full day from her morning shower...I guess you did get to finish where you wanted. Full commitment, I like it.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15383 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 9:30 am to
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go jerk one now.


This. Gotta go clear the chamber. Make sure the barrel is clean.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:16 pm to
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After a full day from her morning shower...


She showered when we got home bruh. I love her, and she’s attractive, but I’m not eating an arse that isn’t freshly washed
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

did she swallow or snowball you?


It was so far down her throat she didn’t have a choice but to swallow
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