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re: Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:12 pm to
The correct advice has already been given

never go into sexy time with a loaded weapon
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50020 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:13 pm to
Biofreeze on your Johnson.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10256 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:14 pm to
Why don’t you frick your wife regularly? If you’re not, someone else is. Wrap up buddy
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 12:15 pm
Posted by MrSmith65
Member since Apr 2018
959 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:18 pm to
When she says...."I didn't cum!"


You reply, "Well, I don't know why, you started the same time I did...."
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:21 pm to
SIAP.

Ten Kegels per day and thirty seconds per Kegel. In three months you'll be able to make it smoke.
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:21 pm to
If I had to ask another person for tips on not coming too fast when having sex I would just end my own life.

Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2914 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:22 pm to
Drink lots of alcohol and beat off a couple hours beforehand.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10967 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Just rub one out in the shower when getting ready for the big date.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26809 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:25 pm to
I’m a wizard in bed........




Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21162 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:43 pm to
Think of Bush; the president, not the merkin.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:49 pm to


Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:56 pm to
Dude, you’re going to a wine tasting, that should be all the help you need in not blowing your load too early.

Just get the right amount of drunk/buzzed to where you don’t shoot ropes too early or not at all.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21162 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 12:58 pm to
Dats twins.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34752 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:01 pm to
Think about coach Eaux...
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76774 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:06 pm to
quote:

belly of the beast



you wife is a beast?
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:07 pm to
Opiates. You can go a very long time on some pain killers.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:08 pm to
Take antidepressants. You’ll last forever
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47444 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:10 pm to
I don't understand this... I've never been too early for me.
Posted by tbabino
Member since Aug 2014
1540 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:15 pm to
"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day."
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

sexy time with the wife


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