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Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:37 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30092 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:37 am
Admittedly, it has been a while since your boy Tyga entered the belly of the beast. We’re going to a wine tasting and will come home to a house with no little Tyga’s running around. I’m already anxious and don’t want to three-stroke joke. Any tips?

Nb4 she likes premature ejaculation
Nb4 I already gave her the tip once this week
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:37 am to
go jerk one now.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28059 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to
Beat that dick like it owes you money, 2 hours before the sexy time.


"YOU NEVER GO INTO SEXY TIME WITH A LOADED WEAPON"
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30092 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to
quote:

go jerk one now.


Good idea
Brb after I do that and blow a fig
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to
do your best not to think about tiger woods at east lake

try imagining you are having sex with your wife
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to
You need to stop being such a shitty poster
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155639 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to
Do you even Kegel exercise bro?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30092 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to
quote:

do your best not to think about tiger woods at east lake


shite. Too late. Now I need new pants
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to
Play the song "Relax, Don't Do It" before you blow the fig
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65694 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to
She likes having her cervix pounded.

I don't know if this helps you but good luck.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30092 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to
quote:

such a shitty poster


AM NOT!!! YOU ARE!!!!!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35495 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to
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ejaculate prematurely

Myth
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40806 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Tips to not ejaculate prematurely


Rub a couple out today before you go out.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to
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This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30262 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to
I am the absolute last person needed to give advice on this subject. I have nights where I’m like a 16 year old with a supermodel. Sad reality is that I’m not 16, and she’s never even close to a model, Super or non.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68266 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:43 am to
Work up to the edge then start doing calculus in your mind, then work back to the edge and do more calculus, repeat until you feel you've had a good showing.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20391 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:43 am to
Make her wear a Hillary mask.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62794 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am to
Whatever you do,
don't think about DarthRebel NSFW threads.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30262 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am to
True story. I used to sing songs in my head while ‘performing’ to help with this particular problem. One night, after we were done, the girl said it was great and all but she had a question. She wanted to know why I was quietly whispering Paradise City to her while we were going at it.

Oops, I thought it was only in my head.
Posted by Thias2685
Member since Sep 2012
2671 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:45 am to
She's your wife. It's okay to bust one in there and then go for round 2.

And round 3 if you're feeling up to it.
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