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Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:37 am
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:37 am
Admittedly, it has been a while since your boy Tyga entered the belly of the beast. We’re going to a wine tasting and will come home to a house with no little Tyga’s running around. I’m already anxious and don’t want to three-stroke joke. Any tips?
Nb4 she likes premature ejaculation
Nb4 I already gave her the tip once this week
Nb4 she likes premature ejaculation
Nb4 I already gave her the tip once this week
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to Tyga Woods
Beat that dick like it owes you money, 2 hours before the sexy time.
"YOU NEVER GO INTO SEXY TIME WITH A LOADED WEAPON"
"YOU NEVER GO INTO SEXY TIME WITH A LOADED WEAPON"
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to Chad504boy
quote:
go jerk one now.
Good idea
Brb after I do that and blow a fig
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:38 am to Tyga Woods
do your best not to think about tiger woods at east lake
try imagining you are having sex with your wife
try imagining you are having sex with your wife
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to Tyga Woods
You need to stop being such a shitty poster
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to Tyga Woods
Do you even Kegel exercise bro?
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:39 am to Winston Cup
quote:
do your best not to think about tiger woods at east lake
shite. Too late. Now I need new pants
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to Tyga Woods
Play the song "Relax, Don't Do It" before you blow the fig
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to Tyga Woods
She likes having her cervix pounded.
I don't know if this helps you but good luck.
I don't know if this helps you but good luck.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:40 am to J Murdah
quote:
such a shitty poster
AM NOT!!! YOU ARE!!!!!
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
ejaculate prematurely
Myth
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to Tyga Woods
quote:
Tips to not ejaculate prematurely
Rub a couple out today before you go out.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to Tyga Woods
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This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:41 am to Tyga Woods
I am the absolute last person needed to give advice on this subject. I have nights where I’m like a 16 year old with a supermodel. Sad reality is that I’m not 16, and she’s never even close to a model, Super or non.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:43 am to Tyga Woods
Work up to the edge then start doing calculus in your mind, then work back to the edge and do more calculus, repeat until you feel you've had a good showing.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:43 am to Tyga Woods
Make her wear a Hillary mask.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am to Tyga Woods
Whatever you do,
don't think about DarthRebel NSFW threads.
don't think about DarthRebel NSFW threads.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:44 am to soccerfüt
True story. I used to sing songs in my head while ‘performing’ to help with this particular problem. One night, after we were done, the girl said it was great and all but she had a question. She wanted to know why I was quietly whispering Paradise City to her while we were going at it.
Oops, I thought it was only in my head.
Oops, I thought it was only in my head.
Posted on 10/3/18 at 11:45 am to Tyga Woods
She's your wife. It's okay to bust one in there and then go for round 2.
And round 3 if you're feeling up to it.
And round 3 if you're feeling up to it.
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