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re: Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:20 pm to
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Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19065 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Go jerk one now.
quote:

If you’re over 40 you should have done that last night, because if you do it now you might be done for the day, big gamble there
Real shite...
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

We’re going to a wine tasting and will come home

She won't be willing to give consent. Sorry baw.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

If you’re over 40 you should have done that last night, because if you do it now you might be done for the day, big gamble there
Real shite...


I'd like to personally thank Evolution Peptides for my 40 year old arse being able to keep up with my 29yo wife

Posted by Fried baloney
Member since Aug 2018
495 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 1:32 pm to
Find a way to jackoff 30 to 45 minutes before sex. Switch positions alot so you can break stride and finally, have sex with the lights on so there's no illusion at all about who you're having sex with.
Posted by Mikey P
Gulfport, MS
Member since May 2017
536 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:30 pm to
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Posted by BRich
Old Metairie
Member since Aug 2017
3107 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:32 pm to
In the same vein as singing a song, count your strokes (to yourself, in your head, of course). Set a goal to reach (I dunno; 200, 100, for some people it's 20) and keep a slow pace to get you there.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:35 pm to
Go a round with the girlfriend first

I frick her, I make love to the wife
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 2:36 pm
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:43 pm to
Sildenafil
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16272 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 2:50 pm to
Jack off like 8 time before the wine tasting and twice in the bathrooms at the wine tasting. You’ll last a really long time once you get home.
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 3:30 pm to
The word you're looking for is foreplay. Use the tools God gave you to bring her to the point where you are both satisfied when you get yours.
Posted by hesterhamma
Member since Oct 2013
689 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:20 pm to
U ever Jamaican Blackstone baw!!!
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35970 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:24 pm to
Jerk it beforehand.

Try slowing down and changing positions every couple of minutes.

This is a dumb thing to post.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:25 pm to
Masturbate before sex. Or don’t be a dud.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21072 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:54 pm to
Lose excess body fat. Get into yoga or some other type of flexibility training. Improve your cardiovascular abilities. Gain strength through compound lifts with heavy weights.

You won’t prematurely ejaculate any more.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 4:58 pm to
2 lortab 10s and a glass of Old Crow.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

Gain strength through compound lifts with heavy weights.


With my dick? Sounds dangerous but ok
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 6:17 pm
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:21 pm to
Link?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:21 pm to
That actually sounds like a good idea.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:27 pm to
I always just think about baseball. For example, I start in the 70's and run through the Dodgers lineups. Usually I can get to the Pedro Guerroro era and every so often all the way to Hideo Nomo. Once I got all the way to Manny, but I was drunk. lol
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