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re: Sexy time with the wife tonight. Tips to not ejaculate prematurely

Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5632 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 6:50 pm to
She comes first. Lick that pussy them 3 pump chump away.

She might let you go for round 2.
Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 7:55 pm to
1. Think of a dead cat.
Then when you’re ready..
2. Think of her cat
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 8:10 pm to
My friend’s motto is it’s better to ejaculate prematurely than not at all
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5244 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 8:35 pm to
Did OP cream his jeans yet?
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4766 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

“You need to be patient. Give her time. Your cock shouldn't go near her till she's slick as a baby seal.”


Posted by Ekinetah
Member since Sep 2018
43 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 9:48 pm to
Imagine you're friken Dr.Ford
Posted by ctb504
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2007
380 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:15 pm to
1 dropper of Evolution Peptides Sildenafil a day!
This post was edited on 10/3/18 at 10:17 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29692 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:28 pm to
If you're married and still don't know how to solve this...your wife is cheating
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
34278 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:35 pm to
I always do multiplication tables with threes in my head. 3x3=9, 9x3=27, 27x3=81, 81x3=243, etc. It works.
Posted by tigersfirst
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1064 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

She wanted to know why I was quietly whispering Paradise City to her while we were going at it.


But the grass wasnt green and the girl wasnt pretty
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6491 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:53 pm to
Pretend you're 65. And bring a book.
Posted by Thacian
USA
Member since Aug 2015
2173 posts
Posted on 10/3/18 at 10:55 pm to
Tyga, she not giving you enough pussy to the point that when tut did get it, you doomed in the first 4 minutes.... not a good position to be in.... you need to hit it more, romance that woman so you can catch up to her timing bro.... truth
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:06 am to
Keep your eyes open and look at who you are working with
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26443 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:15 am to
This thread delivered
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6971 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 2:39 am to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 5:30 am to
Right before hit happens think about Ashley Judd and her nasty women rant. It is a buzz killer and birth control for young men. Wait until after you are in.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
38168 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 6:26 am to
Update? My money says she was tired and wanted to get some good sleep without the kids being there.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 6:48 am to
quote:

she was tired and wanted to get some good sleep


Oh she was tired alright! The wine combined with doing multiplication in my head and rubbing one out beforehand did the trick. I was like Rocky Balboa for 9-12 minutes
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32431 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 7:14 am to
quote:

Oh she was tired alright! The wine combined with doing multiplication in my head and rubbing one out beforehand did the trick. I was like Rocky Balboa for 9-12 minutes


So you licked that puss for 8-11 minutes?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 10/4/18 at 7:27 am to
quote:

So you licked that puss for 8-11 minutes?



9-12 minutes of intravaginal penetration baw. I ate her out, front and back, before all that. Finished in her mouth then I went outside to blow a fa g.
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