- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: Sex robot NEXT GEN with tongue that MOVES ‘just like humans’ for ultimate pleasure (NSFW)
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:15 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:15 pm to deeprig9
quote:
I would never have sex with a robot, it's just weird and gross.
But I would let my friend frick it while I beat off in the corner.
0
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:18 pm to Tigerbait357
Every is saying women will be obsolete once these get perfected but when they release the “Dick Johnson Robot” that comes with a listening and laundry feature it’s going to be tough for us men. 
This post was edited on 6/16/18 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 6/16/18 at 10:48 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
That's right and more power to them (their BBC doll)
I'll be in the other room with my OT10.
Everyone is a winner.
I'll be in the other room with my OT10.
Everyone is a winner.
Posted on 6/16/18 at 11:54 pm to reo45
Yea, but can it make me a sammich?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 2:33 am to Tigerbait357
shite, now I gotta get married to have somebody to clean that thing, pick out and wash it's clothes and do it's make up every day.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 3:03 am to LeroyBrown
quote:
I am done with women once this is commercialized.
I hope more and more men feel this way. So many more women out there for the rest of us. Women will now start begging men for sex.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 3:08 am to Tigerbait357
The minivan-driving dad bods of the OT (which is 80% of the board) had been waiting for that human-like tongue before pulling the trigger on a sex doll. It’s a game-changer because it doesn’t care if you have a hairy arse and eat entire bags of cheetos as a snack.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 6:51 am to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Having to turn a machine on to have sex with, just seems weird.
Not as weird as the post game cleaning of shame.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 6:57 am to Tigerbait357
She will get that Siri voice and it’s going to be the realization of the Stepford wives. What kind of world are we leaving our kids?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:01 am to Tigerbait357
If you bought say 10 or 12 of these things and had a shop where you pimp them out, is it considered prostitution?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:30 am to Tigerbait357
Teens - I’m going to have a soulmate to love forever
20s - just looking for a decent woman who’s not insane
30s - these sex robots are coming along nicely
20s - just looking for a decent woman who’s not insane
30s - these sex robots are coming along nicely
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:47 am to CobraCommander83
Damn even the sex dolls can’t stay off the fricking phone
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:49 am to LSUtoBOOT
quote:
She will get that Siri voice and it’s going to be the realization of the Stepford wives. What kind of world are we leaving our kids?
Was Stepford really that bad?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:50 am to ThatMakesSense
quote:
Having to turn a machine on to have sex
Have you never heard of an ATM?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 7:53 am to ZekeTheTeke
I want one that can keep the house clean.
This post was edited on 6/17/18 at 7:59 am
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:26 am to Tigerbait357
But... can she make me a sammich afterward? 
This post was edited on 6/17/18 at 8:27 am
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:36 am to KyleOrtonsMustache
quote:
Every is saying women will be obsolete once these get perfected but when they release the “Dick Johnson Robot” that comes with a listening and laundry feature it’s going to be tough for us men.
Not unless the Dick Johnson robot can make six figures and pay all the bills.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:50 am to Tigerbait357
Does it have multiple personalities too?
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:08 am to Tigerbait357
For as much time as millennials and HS kids spend on their phones, they wil need one of these robots to get laid because their communication skills are so shitty.
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:16 am to GeorgeQGlass
The white knight has arrived to defend the honor of all women! He refers to all women as m'lady and kisses their feet because they are so precious! If his wife wants to have sex with other men who is he to tell her what to do?
Page 3 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News